Suck my Nuts

NERV can't shut me up

[fishyfuckmachine]

can’t believe I remember my mom’s number. That was an awkward FaceTime conversation.

[beesmygod]

Do you have any tips on how to ethically consume media

put a sheet over your head so god cant see you

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

Do you think getting big ass salt rocks would work to keep something out. Like. Salt lamp type shit.

i think in regards to magical properties its less about the salt itself and what its been imbued with. so.

[fishyfuckmachine]

it’s what. Supernatural LIED?

[fishyfuckmachine]

ARE THEY LIVE-BLOGGING WHILE THEY FUCK?

[zee-13-2]

do not eat the wall dweller chunks. I have a terrible case of the shits

[fishyfuckmachine]

well I sold you a rotten chunk so that’s probably why

[riverlinden]

"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

[quendergeer]

"I'm not posting S and you can't make me!"

[lola-legendary]

K

[hardyparti-deactivated20250411]

U

[osvaldvvanstein]

N

[tiredmisophonicwerewolf]

G

[ecto-stone]

P

[a-selkie-abroad]

O

[kotdish]

W

[aviandaleks]

P

[dragonwysper]

E

[ultimatenutshackfangirl]

N

[ohhmichelettoohh]

I

[beetle-goth]

[throwupgirl-deactivated20240906]

[fishyfuckmachine]

how did I get a kid who only wants computers. Not that I think that’s a bad thing but like. How…

[spiribia]

if i had a pet cat and they started talking my first concern would be 'what if i find out i really don't like this guy'

[fishyfuckmachine]

what the fuck do you mean THE Vexton King is on here and I am literally one mutual away from him. And said mutual is his SISTERBROTHERSIBLING

[fathomlessdeep]

my hisstory teacher is his grandmother.

[fishyfuckmachine]

HEY. WHAT. BABY DON’T LIE TO YOUR DAD.

[fishyfuckmachine]

what the fuck do you mean THE Vexton King is on here and I am literally one mutual away from him. And said mutual is his SISTERBROTHERSIBLING

[scavenger-shark]

I almost went on a date with him when I was fifteen.

[fishyfuckmachine]

hey what the fuck.

[fishyfuckmachine]

what the fuck do you mean THE Vexton King is on here and I am literally one mutual away from him. And said mutual is his SISTERBROTHERSIBLING

[depsidase]

[st5lker]

see this is what ai shouldve been doing from the start

[stuckinapril]

I’m fine

[stuckinapril]

I need divine intervention

[fishyfuckmachine]

your daughter looks fuckable

WHAT. @idream0fdreaming WHAT THE FUCK.

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

oh my god its cold tonight. whimpers

[fishyfuckmachine]

have Sex. That usually warms me up.

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

...thats really not helpful....

[fishyfuckmachine]

then freeze.

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

no. fuck you. get snowgraved

[fishyfuckmachine]

GET VAPORIZED BY THE ALMIGHTY.

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

you mean my great grandad? lol okay

get iced idiot

[fishyfuckmachine]

WHAT

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

oh my god its cold tonight. whimpers

[fishyfuckmachine]

have Sex. That usually warms me up.

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

...thats really not helpful....

[fishyfuckmachine]

then freeze.

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

no. fuck you. get snowgraved

[fishyfuckmachine]

GET VAPORIZED BY THE ALMIGHTY.