[quotemadness]

I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.

Lemony Snicket (via quotemadness)

[cur-sed]

[altonin-deactivated20180325]

the real regions of europe

crystal clear tapwater

everyone eats dinner at 10pm

slav squat

brexit

[putthison]

“When I was young there were beatniks. Hippies. Punks. Gangsters. Now you’re a hacktivist. Which I would probably be if I was 20. Shuttin’ down MasterCard. But there’s no look to that lifestyle! Besides just wearing a bad outfit with bad posture. Has WikiLeaks caused a look? No! I’m mad about that. If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, it seems to me he should at least have an outfit for that.”

- John Waters on the sorry style of today’s rebels  (emphasis mine)

[pluckyminna]

helpless laughter oh god

[synebluetoo]

This is the only criticism of millenials I will accept

[justjames]

sex is intimate and sacred. your body is a temple and you shouldn’t share it with anyone who doesn’t scream the lyrics to Mr Brightside 

[rawenis-deactivated20180706]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal

[fruitydreams]

[continuity-rupture]

[grimeclown]

you jnow theres no proof that our teeth dont retract up into our gums every time we close our mouths

[dawnofwar-sexmod-deactivated201]

I can lick em

[grimeclown]

you dont know what those are

[speedlimit15]

me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab

[softblues-deactivated20141213]

[trashboat]

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

[brucebocchi]

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom

[spacevorobey]

[twocubes]

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

why is that so fuckin funny

[hillergoodspeed]

[dawnonthehorizon-blog1]

There’s a very simple explanation for why Maz had Luke’s lightsaber:

She’s Rey’s mother.