Scumdog Slave

I'm so awkward it hurts

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

DO NOT QUESTION MY COLLECTION OF JANE AUSTEN SNAKE PHOTOS

A MAN IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A HOBBY

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

okay, so, here is my Pride and Prejudice collection:

Elizabeth Bennet:

Jane Bennet:

Lydia Bennet:

Mr Darcy:

Mr Bingley:

Mr Collins:

George Wickham:

Lady Catherine de Bourgh:

Please don’t judge me

[shiisiln]

Why would I JUDGE you this is FANTASTIC

[ruinedchildhood]

mom: come down and eat me: i’m not hungry mom: i got take out me:

[just-shower-thoughts]

The way children pick up animals stresses me out

[colourinside]

I was walking the corridors of the local shopping centre when suddenly…

Moisturize me! 

[subtlepopculturereference]

@fistfulofteeth13

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

can i order ass at mcdonalds

[gharibajameel]

ass machine broke

[bromojumbo]

[thebootydiaries]

making my way downtown

still making my way downtown

downtown is farther than originally thought

seriously though did someone move downtown

maybe i should’ve taken the bus

Day 512: finally made it downtown

damn , the mall is closed . 

making my way back uptown

[tigerator]

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

this is a 2000 dollar fursuit

[strigays]

honey your teacher is a furry

[vegetans]

[saltybellarkegirl]

True friendship

[surprisebitch]

im allison

[untexting]

Bet you thought you’ve seen the last of me, bitches -A

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

*apologizes for being distant* *apologizes for being affectionate*

[tiaraturnabout]

*apologizes in general*

[yo-its-matt]

*apologizes for apologizing*

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I only read the comments on a post to see if anyone else had the same thought I did.

[xannerz]

“so how you doin’?”

[vital-dust]

[fistfulofteeth13]

me: *stares at dog for 5 mins*

owner: u wanna come pet him

me: who me? sure :)

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

Literally name ONE thing that’s better than a dog

[miniosprey]

Two dogs

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

SHIT U RIGHT

[justcatposts]

[fistfulofteeth13]

I agree

[pomeranian2]