Another Joji Fangirl

21/bi/lover of Joji/still uses XD unironically/not gonna apologise for it

[fistingjoji]

hey i miss you! been thinking about the tumblr joji fandom A LOT lately -jojojojivlogs

AAAAAAAAAA HOW DID I MISS THIS! HI! I MISS YOU TOOOOOO 💜💜💜

[fistingjoji]

Hey it’s been a while. How many of you guys are still here? What happened to jojojojojivlogs? How are yall doing?

[fistingjoji]

OK

EVERYONE WHO HATES ON PLAIN ASS WHITE BREAD CAN GET THEE FUUCK OFF MY BLOG RIGHT THE FUCK NOW! I WILL FITE ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO DOESN’T AGREE THAT WHITE BREAD AND PINEAPPLE CHUNKS ARE THE ULTIMATE FOODS! 

[fistingjoji]

When did i write this? Was I high? I don’t remember ever eating bread with butter and pineapple. Have I slipped into an alternate dimension? You’d think I’d remember eating such weird shit, huh

[awed-frog]

heatwave!

For anyone living in Europe: the first heatwave of the season is forecast for tomorrow, and will likely stretch until Friday. Please stay safe.

Open your windows at night BUT close everything, including blinds and curtains, during the day

If you need it, buy a fan, a cold blanket or a cooler

Drink a lot

Also drink mostly water, without ice

If you can, avoid getting out in the sun between 11am and 6pm

If you need to go outside, wear sunscreen and a hat

Also loose clothes and natural, breathable fabrics

Think of your pets! 

Make sure they have access to water and shade, bring them inside the house if possible, don’t leave them in a car alone

Check on your grandma and other elderly relatives! 

Old people are at risk during hot weather, so remind them to drink and stay inside with their blinds closed

If you or people you know are experiencing the following symptoms

breathlessness

chest pain

confusion

intense thirst

weakness

dizziness

cramps that get worse or don’t go away

call an ambulance. 

[fistingjoji]

i’m ugly crying

@gamesbongsandvariousshit parents are the sweetest and i feel happy to get something like this. My parents would never do something so kind for me.

[art-res]

Great for photographers, but also useful for painters looking to study values and lighting.

Thanks for looking! Please consider reblogging or following my art blog astrikos

I’m currently taking asks and submissions! Going to go through my inbox tomorrow and get a lot of posts queued up from last couple of weeks.

[art-res]

Going to do a full write up on values / lighting soon! Stay tuned!

[crimepit-deactivated20200606]

guys listen

mermaids would have to be dark-skinned and chubby to survive in the ocean 

water isnt a great means of protecting oneself from the sun theyd have to be very dark if they were shallow mermaids and they didnt want to be constantly sunburnt and they may be paler if they lived deeper in the water but theyd have to be buff and/or chubby as hell to resist the water pressure and cold of the deep sea

what im saying is pale-ass white skinny mermaids are just unrealistic

[anxious-bi-bb-deactivated202006]

I love this tea

[asundergrowth]

Fat isn’t a defense against water pressure, it’s an insulator. So the colder the water, the fatter the mermaid.

Scandinavian merfolk would be tubby, evolving more for persistence hunting in the freezing coastal waters, possibly relying more on siren-song to lull prey into effective range. The less moving the better! Gotta keep the chub on to survive the winter.

Whereas Mediterranean/Polynesian merfolk would spend their time among the fertile reefs in warmer waters, competing with other predators. They would be built for speed and agility, buff like sprinters. Darker skin would be harder to spot under the surf, and more resistant to the glaring sun.

Also: it’s not hair, it’s scillia that they use to filter plankton out of the water, and it stings like a jellyfish if you touch it.

I would imagine that merfolk come in many different colors, maybe they even have the ability to shift their skin tone to assist in hunting? I guess that depends on how intelligent your mermaids are.

Tldr; cold water mermaids would probably be chubby, warm water mermaids would look like Serna Williams.

[theofficialvincenzo]

Another thing to take into account is Deep-Sea-Gigantism. It’s not fully understood why many animal species such as the colossal squid and whales typically grow to unimaginable sizes in high-water-pressure areas, but it’s assumed that it develops as some sort of defense mechanism. This would imply that deep-sea merfolk would be a sort of Leviathan-class eldritch horror. 

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

Hell yeah hell yeah

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

one gag that never fails to make me lose my shit is when a character is shown next to a framed photograph of themselves, in the exact same pose as in the photo

it’s a mouthful to explain but god damn. that is comedy gold right there. 

[buggerygrips]

[ghostfromthefuture]

[birkholtz]

[sakimcgee]

[projectsnt-deactivated20230702]

[lvd2]

[mysillycomics]

[mysillycomics]

[jasonashenans]

If you have not checked out mysillycomics you really need to. They are filled with silly things and adorable comics like this one <3 The little bear plushie is named Bohug.

[glyphsmash]

*eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry*

[possibly-a-ghost]

*+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp*

[eternalgirlscout]

*slams gavel*

worm court is now in session

all writhe

[mockwa]

Some countries have trained builders in the informal sector in safe building techniques.

[riallasheng]

Took me a bit but I was able to find their youtube channel! ^^

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6vasuRFx3t3NTISG6iwUeA

They REALLY like making pools of one kind or another, it’s fun to see.  Plus they have a few tree houses they’ve made and the like

[nyabbycat]

oh my god

[systlin]

SUBSCRIBED

[geekandmisandry]

I just spent over an hour lost on that channel. It’s actually super soothing. They don’t talk ever, just ambient building noises.

[lady-feral]

I love this

[biff-donderglutes]

you ever think about how you could just, like, do this shit all day if you didnt need a job

[bantarleton]

[bantarleton]

[ocherumber]

Ignore the squawk’n and keep on rock’n. 

[coolthingoftheday]

Iceland is installing electrical columns in the form of walking iron giants.

[27-tater-tots]

Terrifying!

[celceta]

[fistingjoji]

@gamesbongsandvariousshit