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He/him, tumblr is kinda like a pvp arena to me :) Sideblog for my dolls: AlienDollien

[alienjaylien]

New sideblog:

Dolls @aliendollien

[nanaosdailylife]

I'm adapting to life down here.

[normalwomansstuff-deactivated20]

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

[headspace-hotel]

my brother and I get on bandcamp and click on songs from the live updating list of albums that are selling and we listen to 30 seconds or so of a song and if we like it we add it to a playlist. and we call this "foraging for music."

anyways one of terminology we have coined to talk about music is "Knee Music" which is derived from the fact that album covers that show a person's knees tend to sound the same as each other. It's kind of a sleepy, grungy indie folk pop sound with youthful-sounding, vocals that affect a candid and vulnerable feeling.

or anyway we found multiple album covers with knees in quick succession, and they all sounded the same, hence "Knee Music"

but it doesn't have to be knees to be Knee Music. any kind of blurry, candid-looking photos that include skinny white people is likely to be knee music

[headspace-hotel]

My other brother's method of foraging for music is slightly more complicated: he gets on everynoise and uses random number generators to get a random genre, a random artist, and then a random song from that artist.

For a while, his method was slightly different, instead choosing a random genre and listening to it until he found a song from that genre that he liked.

However, this could be very time-consuming. once he became trapped for a long time in "geek rap" which was mostly a lot of people rapping in potentially spanish or portuguese (?) about Five Nights at Freddy's

[pagurus-san]

Ok, I'm very surprised

Last year, wasps built this nest

This year, other species of wasps built a nest on that nest

?!?!?!

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[uptownthots]

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

[uptownthots]

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[3000s]

we need to adopt this attitude on this website and start talking to each other like this or its over

[3000s]

encourage and uplift your fellow bloggers

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[slimetony]

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

[teaboot]

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

[slimetony]

I’m not really in any position to be picky

[teratocrat]

digs a surreptitious hole

[teratocrat]

digs a secretive hole

[teratocrat]

digs a hidden hole

[teratocrat]

digs a confidential hole

[teratocrat]

digs a restricted hole

[teratocrat]

digs an undisclosed hole

[teratocrat]

digs a clandestine hole

[teratocrat]

>_>

<_<

lays a furtive egg

[segamascott]

[vampireroommate]

i ignored a puppyplay blog’s dm for 2 hours and he died I’m a bad pet owner

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[just-sans-things]