The Matriarical Queen

22 I like sloths and vaginal health

[fistmegently]

I want to get married so bad wtf I’m almost 22 and I’m mentally turning 30 yeah sure I’m a little wine tipsy rn but I want a house my job and my boy together like wtf I want to grow up 

[fistmegently]

Ha ha HA a year ago!!! I am now 22!!! I have a fiancé!!! I am an ER nurse!! We’re moving into OUR NEW HOUSE MONDAY!!! WOW progression is BEAUTIFUL

[seashellronan]

rose from titanic is the original hoe bitch knew jack for 2 days which in 1912 equates to like an hour and she’s lying down for nudes and fucking in the back of a strangers car like my girl was nasty i love her

[discourseful]

[oneheadtoanother]

[holy-sciences]

This is what invasive thoughts look like

[etica]

[evilspice]

[somaddicouldscream]

When you’re daydreaming about kinky shit in public and you suddenly you’re like “what if someone here’s a mind reader!!!”

[fistmegently]

SUP FUCKERS I’M GRADUATING

[sexymachine]

[bonrealprophecies-deactivated20]

free samples

[dankmemeuniversity]

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[surfandwrite]

*whispers during sex* thanks for temporarily filling my existential emptiness with ur dick

[tibets]

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[virgoassbitch]

Me and my man

[coldtake]

[saiasus]

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[heykittygorls]

Speak on it MOM