Bad Boy Bat Boy! Mwuahahaha

My bff is a hacker so U BETTER WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!! theyre watching u >:(

[egberts]

they brought out an entire firetruck to save a mouse

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[nsfwitchy2]

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[eels-on-wheels]

I just found out the nonbinary Neji headcanon and i feel like I've stumbled upon a pile of diamonds. I don't know if the long hair helps but it match like, the thing with wanting liberty??

i love nb neji <333333333333333333 can you tell haha

william thanks to my friemds @shitcrank and @abnormal-creature for brainstorming ideas, u are my extra brain and my muses

[sugarsaltreading]

Comic about Battan-sensei’s dog, Tsuru-chan, from the end of the first volume of Secondhand Sisters

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[an-ambient-girl]

girl with a uniform fetish who gets really horny for women who are wearing lanyards but are otherwise dressed normally

[excitementshewrote]

[meltakposts]

swimming in a little lake

[256gb]

i just ate a bunch of differentberries but i feel the same

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[weirdtranssexual]

call me crazy but i think public transportation should explicitly also be for actively drunk/high people. so they don’t, you know, drive under the influence.

[weirdtranssexual]

i literally don’t care how afraid you are of drunk people. if they’re behaving well enough then there’s no reason to kick them off the bus.

if you can’t recognize it’s better for society for drunk people to have a way home that doesn’t involve them driving and potentially getting people killed then you just kind of suck actually.

[couponkids]

[sexycraisinthanos]

this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash

[tall]

[gothish]

[dark-eyedcupid]

hi baby

[lakevida]

I was born in 2003 is that normal

literally no