Bad Boy Bat Boy! Mwuahahaha

My bff is a hacker so U BETTER WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!! theyre watching u >:(

[aurpiment]

*monkey’s paw gives me a biiig thumbs up*

[midiport]

im going to explode in the kiln

[eels-on-wheels]

kim <3

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

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Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

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[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[fuckblast]

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[starlitbeetle]

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

[mutationgirl]

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

[vakariasdragon]

call the sleepypuppy clown feet the way they should honk shoe

[discountmareep]

louis du pointe du lac if he was born in the 90s: it was the two thousands... a new age, not only on the calendar, but across the ramshackle collage of fields and mountains and strip malls we somehow had the gumption to call a country. the era of the glossy Seventeen magazine, pilfered from a friend's older sister, the secrets of a womanhood we could only imagine grasping spilling out from its pages in a private, sordid puddle that we wished desperately to drown in. the siren call of claire's, a klaxon of childish hedonism, luring us with its gauche, sparkling fuschias and and royal purples and ever-present ocean deep ceruleans... an era of bedazzlement, not only on our clothes but on our TV screens, our magazines, the pulsating paisleys of the deLiA's catalogue promising us a future where a beaded curtain could bring a touch of Bohemian mystery to our banal, suburban homes...

[cinturongazo]

im not using wojaks. get on my level

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[nicolezaridze]

realized i never posted this here! i drew this last year but i'm still walking with these lil guys! tell me your fav

happy summer! 🌿

[owenhcrper]

grace's t-shirt collection

[avantgarden-er]

I am pathologically always speaking in a manner of jest

[linolinoing]

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

[vamptits]

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

[vamptits]

I'm having my first 24/7 dom/sub relationship with the entirety of the fucking sun

[thatnoulguyorsomething]

24/7, really? With the sun? Do you live in the arctic circle perhaps?

[vamptits]

when the sun goes down it is still hot. and the heat is an effect of the sun. so.

[porcyworld]

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

[porcyworld]

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation