[five-foot-seven]

I have a copy if anyone’s looking. DM off anonymous and I can send you the link!

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[kyrianne]

I need this to come through this time

[five-foot-seven]

I wish I was cool 😞

[lilcontinent-deactivated2015070]

[altonin-deactivated20180325]

me: oh that’s some really sweet good art of two guys in love in their average flat. what a gentle depiction of everyday life

the op’s tags: anthro!courage the cowardly dog/john the baptist

[wowhead]

where

[wowhead]

where’s the fucking picture

[five-foot-seven]

me: *has 10 books to read* me: *buys 3 more* me: *ends up reading fanfiction*

[salsastronk]

When the author deletes your favorite fanfic:

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[blackexcellence101-deactivated2]

THIS WORKS!!

[erenoa-deactivated20200929]

[kingloptr]

I REBLOGGED THIS ON NEW YEARS’ LAST YEAR AND ALL MY SENPAIS HAVE NOTICED ME

[five-foot-seven]

hi nick, tysm for letting me into the Finalist round for ur artist program!!!!

pls hire me so I don't have to work for American Dad

[rydenarmani]

a velvety skeleton friend here to bring you financial luck this october 🔮✨

[five-foot-seven]

GUESS WHICH HO BEAT OUT 1000 OTHER APPLICANTS AND MADE IT TO THE SEMI-FINALISTS ROUND OF THE NICKELODEON ARTISTS FELLOWSHIP

[five-foot-seven]

can't wait to have expendable income again so I can commission folks for podfics 🙏

[dadvans]

there are a lot of arguments against making ships canon in a show just to pander to an audience, but two years ago out of all fucking shows, south park made craig/tweek canon (a ship i did NOT GET at the time, but the fandom fucking loved), and have earnestly made it one of the sweetest, most thoughtful parts of show (and NGL, the healthiest fucking relationship anyone has with ANYONE in south park is craig and tweek), and i’m just like, if SOUTH PARK of all shows can make a gay ship canon, do it respectfully, use it as an interesting way to frame plots that aren’t about being gay but just about being in a relationship and supporting your significant other (or as cartman says, “you need to have some balls in your relationship, and gay balls are the same as straight balls”), then why can’t other shows

[tormod]

you cant make people in your a/b/o fics say jesus christ without leaving the implication that jesus christ was some form of a/b/o

[petralemaitre]

Going for the low-hanging fruit: He’s the Alpha and the Omega.

[animatedamerican]

I really, really wish I didn’t understand this joke.

[teaberryblue]

I haven’t seen the movie, but I read the gay fanfic.

@ktupsidedown (via teaberryblue)

[charlesxaviher-deactivated20150]

we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic

[karenandthababes]

#[rickety old grandpa voice] back in my day they were called lemons