Hello, hello.

This is a semi-selective roleplay account for the FNaF AU guards and animatronics. All information and rules are in the needed pages, and everything and everyone has it's own tag. ((Also, I almost always follow back; unless you post a lot of Steven Universe, Undertale, or are a Porn Bot Blog)) Mun is 18+.

[fivemorenightshere]

A Promise.

This is a promise.

I’m leaving Tumblr. I’m starting over. This shit hole has taken 5 years and I am pissed. 

I don’t know when I’ll delete this account, but it will be deleted and/or cleared. If you want the URLs, let me know. If you have anything to say to me on anon, say it now, or forever hold your peace. 

Offered are; 

wailinwaylonpark

the-old-animator 

doctor-wd-gaster

thatpinesboy . 

This is goodbye. Message me or something to the url you want. 

My twitter is: https://twitter.com/theprincepeachi

My DeviantArt is https://www.deviantart.com/princepeachii . 

[poshtearex]

So I looked up funny wedding photos and I was not disappointed.

Like

These are all so wholesome and make for great draw the otp/draw the squad things for when you want to draw characters getting married but also be total dorks.

[pleaseexorciseme]

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

[jackironsides]

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

[ryrosryhoe]

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

[bonepoem]

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

[jukebox-head]

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

[cryptiboy]

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

[wintersoldierfell]

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

[randomthingsthatilike1]

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

[thechy-fychannel]

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

[soup-erb]

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

god creating lil nas x

[gonda-deactivated20210511]

Crowley and Aziraphale discussing how much is Gabriel a dick

[sermna]

local artist struggles to make caricatures

[durch-hali]

Long #ineffablefamily post because i say so

[luftballons99]

sneak attack

[freddiez-arcade-moved-deactivat]

The Emilys

Second family lineup!! From left to right: Jennifer Mae Emily, Samuel Ryan Emily, Charlotte Louise Emily, Eileen Lewis-Emily, and Henry Maxwell Emily.

[kaijuno]

When engineers make paper airplanes

[kaanagen]

:)

[kaanagen]

They truly are Ineffable husbands 

[kaanagen]

Really wish that Crowley turned into a snake more often in the series I like his snake form!

[neverthere12345]

An incel gamer who calls himself a nice guy, decapitated a 17 year old girl “who wouldn’t give him a chance” after she went on a date with another guy.

[lucinatta]

WHAT

[thereal-beanbean]

even after reading the article… is this for real?

[neverthere12345]

[kreolemami]

and still there are people who think we [women] are exaggerating when we say men will literally kills us for denying their advances.

not only did he kill her. he took her fucking head off and posted it for everyone to see.

[vaspider]

Please be careful with ace positivity tags right now, people have been posting images of her body in those tags.

[wetwareproblem]

They.

HAVE.

WHAT!?

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

Jesus christ

[supernovajazzy]

Omg what is wrong with people???!!!

[commodorecliche]

On top of ALL of this, there are DROVES of incels who are saying that because she engaged in some sex work (as a minor), she was ‘asking for this’ and ‘deserved it’. one went so far as to PRINT OUT AND EJACULATE ON A PICTURE OF BIANCA’S BODY, LOOK UP BIANCA’S MOM, AND SEND HER A PIC OF HIS CUM ON THE PICTURE OF HER BODY, WITH THE WORDS “this is what i think of your whore daughter”. this. is. VILE.

[bogleech]

so I just spoiled myself on all the Halloween items coming to Target this September, and....

[pixelins]

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ dream drinks duo  *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[churchyardbasementromance]