[aik4-deactivated20160522]

Me always: who??????????

[increasedenthalpy-deactivated20]

bro why would you wish me a happy hondadays when you know my family celebrates the toyota sales event

[bob-belcher]

[endmyreign]

[hshouse]

this moment at the beggining is where I went feral

[cungadero]

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

[take-a-deep-breath]

[eternalgirlscout]

*slams gavel*

worm court is now in session

all writhe

[megtheestallions-deactivated202]

nobody:

me:

[maymeteorite]

me: :(

the moon: 🌙

me: :)

[stability]

once I find my serotonin it’s over for you bitches

[florelgreen-deactivated20210608]

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

[anxietyproblem]

[eauudenil]

😫

[knifefightscene]

“we’re ruining the planet” i’m sorry who is this we i don’t recall myself running a billion dollar oil business

[dankmemeuniversity]

[darlinghozier-deactivated202011]

I can’t do this anymore when are One Direction getting back together

[ryantippery]