[inthebryrpatch-deactivated20170]

So.  Uh.  The hell?

Where’s this then?  Or what?  Or…when?

[fkinsage-blog]

No clue.

[berlz-chatte-blog]

Oh are you, now? And how’re you gonna do that?

[fkinsage-blog]

You’re under arrest. Anything you say and do can be used against you in a court of law. My court of law.

[berlz-chatte-blog]

Oh nooo, I’m so scared.

[fkinsage-blog]

You’d better be. You have the right to fuck me into oblivion.

[berlz-chatte-blog]

Mm, there’s a law I can get behind.

[fkinsage-blog]

Haha..... Behind.

[berlz-chatte-blog]

Oh are you, now? And how’re you gonna do that?

[fkinsage-blog]

You’re under arrest. Anything you say and do can be used against you in a court of law. My court of law.

[berlz-chatte-blog]

Oh nooo, I’m so scared.

[fkinsage-blog]

You'd better be. You have the right to fuck me into oblivion.

[sarahmillersub-blog]

[fkinsage-blog]

Yummmm.

[sarahmillersub-blog]

Very yum!  

[fkinsage-blog]

I can has some?

[reina-regina-blog]

Such a charming name. Personally, I think your parents should have put the Little Shit front and center, but, you know. To each their own. You and I really are going to have such fun. I hope you’re looking forward to it as much as I am.

[fkinsage-blog]

Uh oh. This doesn’t sound like fun for me.

[reina-regina-blog]

Oh, I don’t know. You’re the one who wanted to start this.

[fkinsage-blog]

I didn't even really do anything.

[reina-regina-blog]

Such a charming name. Personally, I think your parents should have put the Little Shit front and center, but, you know. To each their own. You and I really are going to have such fun. I hope you’re looking forward to it as much as I am.

[fkinsage-blog]

Uh oh. This doesn’t sound like fun for me.

[adelaidexvampiress-deactivated2]

Do you ever have those days where you wake up feeling like you’ve been to death and back? And then discover that you were knocked out by a flying object during class… needless to say, it was a concussion I didn’t need.

[fkinsage-blog]

That’s... honestly so tragic.

[switchitupholt-blog]

I’m going to have to start socialising with people. This sucks

[fkinsage-blog]

You could be my friend, which totally wouldn’t suck.

[berlz-chatte-blog]

Oh are you, now? And how’re you gonna do that?

[fkinsage-blog]

You’re under arrest. Anything you say and do can be used against you in a court of law. My court of law.

[reina-regina-blog]

What a coincidence! Is it your first or your last name, pumpkin?

[fkinsage-blog]

Middle actually. My name is Sage Little Shit Darling.

[switchitupholt-blog]

I had so much that I needed to watch and it’s been ripped out from under me. It’s the worst, man.

[fkinsage-blog]

I’m missing Ray Donovan. I feel your pain.

[berlz-chatte-blog]

Probably not. I’m not generally in the business of giving a fuck about laws.

[fkinsage-blog]

Then I’m afraid I’m gonna have to take you in.

[reina-regina-blog]

Oh, good. I was hoping someone would decide to be a little shit.

[fkinsage-blog]

That’s what they call me!

[mastermarcusred]

“Does this place feel oddly…peaceful to anyone else?  I still don’t like knowing what happened and how we got here, but I think my stress levels have dropped exponentially since we got here.”

[fkinsage-blog]

“I get what you mean,” Sage nodded. “It feels like we’ve escaped from all the troubles of the world. It’s nice, really.”

[switchitupholt-blog]

It’s all well and good that we have dragons and unicorns and everything here… but the real question is how am I supposed to watch Hell’s Kitchen now?

[fkinsage-blog]

Okay but if this ain’t me... I’m missing the new season of Ballers and I’m sobbing.

[sarahmillersub-blog]

Today felt like a blueberry pie day.  Anyone want a taste?

[fkinsage-blog]

Yummmm.

[reina-regina-blog]

I’m hungry. Who wants to come make me food?

[fkinsage-blog]

Or you could come make me food?