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I drop my phone, it lands screen-down on the pavement. I pick it up and slip it into my pocket without inspecting for damage, not as though I "don't want to know" but nonchalantly, like it makes no difference to me. The few passersby who notice are silently astonished, they don't know whether to admire or scorn me, "who is this person," they think, "how is [she] not torn up with anxiety to see if the screen is cracked? Whence this inhuman equanimity?" (They don't think "she" of course.) Years later, in a coincidence they never discover, these passersby happen to meet and form a jazz quartet, and though they never mention it to each other nor even remember it in the ordinary sense of the word, the music they play is always on some level an attempt to grapple with the mystery of that enigmatic stranger who was so indifferent to the fate of [her] phone screen.

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kairosrhys

Which one is your favourite? 😊

unteriors

Kimberley Street, Vaucluse (Sydney), New South Wales.

Oh baby fight

Its amazing how much they can grow in a few weeks :) Cellphone is still on the left and Terabyte on the right.

homeofhousechickens

Very important to duel your brother every single day.

pidgefudge

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

deirdreskye

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth