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@fklminkus
Kill me
#‘killing him slowly’ how do you kill him faster
reblog to kill him faster, like to kill him slowly
Look, i know we throw around the words “toxic masculinity ” and “toxic heteronomativity” a lot, but THIS.
If your ideas of gender and relationships and women renders you of being incapable of normal friendships with women because their pressence is “killing you” …that’s suuuuper unhealthy.
which skam character are you?
i spent way too long making this quiz and it’s absolutely ridiculous, but i don’t care anymore. answer some weird questions and then get psychoanalyzed (don’t take that part too seriously) so basically it’s a wild ride. let’s do this
take the quiz here and reblog with your result!
When English isn’t your first language, reading fanfics in your first language (if there are even any) becomes so much more embarrassing???? And sometimes I wonder why native English speakers don’t get that feeling when they are reading in their native language???
FINALLY THEY SAID IT. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE I USED TO WRITE IN MY FIRST LANGUAGE ONCE???? EVEN SMUT AT TIMES???? IF I DID THAT NOW I’D PROBABLY DIE OF SECOND-HAND EMBARRASSMENT
When English isn’t your first language, reading fanfics in your first language (if there are even any) becomes so much more embarrassing???? And sometimes I wonder why native English speakers don’t get that feeling when they are reading in their native language???
FINALLY THEY SAID IT. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE I USED TO WRITE IN MY FIRST LANGUAGE ONCE???? EVEN SMUT AT TIMES???? IF I DID THAT NOW I’D PROBABLY DIE OF SECOND-HAND EMBARRASSMENT
When English isn’t your first language, reading fanfics in your first language (if there are even any) becomes so much more embarrassing???? And sometimes I wonder why native English speakers don’t get that feeling when they are reading in their native language???
FINALLY THEY SAID IT. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE I USED TO WRITE IN MY FIRST LANGUAGE ONCE???? EVEN SMUT AT TIMES???? IF I DID THAT NOW I’D PROBABLY DIE OF SECOND-HAND EMBARRASSMENT
Three years ago, my dog went viral on Imgur and Reddit, thanks to this picture I took right after she’d yanked down a post from the front of our house with her bare strength.
But like the image above says, this is not a good post.
That dog above, the one that made so many people laugh, her name is Eva, and she’s my 7-year-old lab. She was just diagnosed with canine lymphoma.
Without chemo, she only has 3 months left with us. But her oncologist has given her a good prognosis with chemotherapy. She could live to see her 9th, 10th, and even 11th birthday.
Which means more years of this happy, ridiculous puppy.
The price to extend her life? $8500.
I nearly died when I saw the number. I’m paying off 4 student loans right now, and my parents are in insurmountable debt. I thought, this is it, we’re screwed. In between crying spells and anxiety attacks, I realized what my choices were: give up and let Eva go in the next 3 months, or crowdfund my ass off.
Internet: you’ve done it before, now I’m begging you, do it again. Spread Eva like wildfire. She deserves a second chance. She deserves the extra time, and all the fun and happiness she’ll have in that time.
Here is the link to her gofundme.
Any amount you can donate will help tremendously. Please, help Eva.
Eva has raised over $3,000 in one week!!! Part of that is because of many tumblr users who have donated, thanks to so many of you reblogging this. Please keep sharing. Tag people you know who have lots of followers. Post it on your facebook. On reddit. On twitter. Everywhere!! I have 17 weeks to come up with $5,000 more for this fantastic pupper.
New tactic for week 2: anyone who reblogs this post will get an automatic follow from me. You don’t have to follow me back! If it gets more people to reblog this post, I’ll do whatever it takes.
Celebrities react to the director of Last Tango in Paris admitting that the rape scene in the film was real. The actress, Maria Schneider was 19 and raped by a 48 year old Marlon Brando. Bertolucci, the director, said that he wanted to film Schneider’s reaction to the rape as a person, not an actress. The scene wasn’t in the script and Schneider wasn’t told that it was added in. She passed away in 2011. Bertolucci is still alive.
She stated she hated the director and had some major psychological issues following the movie’s release. I GUESS NOW I KNOW WHY. Dude should be in prison, tbh.
i will seriously never get over how horrendous this must’ve been for her. maria says it best in this interview back in 2007. believe women. believe women. believe women. believe women. believe women. believe women. believe women.
Reblog with what you would tell your 13-year-old self in the tags.
Hey all my homies let’s do a little experiment, take this test and reblog with your score, age, and state/country in the tags. A passing score is 60% or 15/25 correct so let’s see who really has what it takes to be a citizen of the United States!
I’m from England and I literally could only answer a few of these
19/25, 24 from Scotland.
15/25, 22 from England
I’m from fucking America and I got 16 out of 25.
I got 10 out of 25 and i am an amercan
Huh, 19 out of 25, from Ireland.
22/25, from NJ but that’s because I spent three months researching when I did 1776.
24/25, and I’m gonna get that citizenship this year, fingers crossed!
22/25 from Canada but I’m cool with staying where I am, tbh.
25/25, but in all fairness, i’m a history major.
25/25. Do I get super citizen powers now? Can I vote twice or something?
25/25, Canadian, guessed the answer about Bill of Rights, quite happy where I am, thank you.
24/25, also a history major
24/25, I know way more about this country than our next president.
25/25, concerned American who wants the President Elect to take this on camera.
22/25 and I haven’t even graduated highschool
this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.
REBLOG WHILE YOU STILL CAN
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engagement rings ranked by their ability to break someone’s nose
a pretty standard arrangement for engagement rings. a raised stone is better than nothing. 3/10
a lovely, simple, elegant wedding band. a classic anybody would be pleased to get married with. useless in a fight. 0/10
huge. tacky. kinda pretty tho. but look at that raised diamond in the center. you could easily break someone’s tooth with this. 7/10
also huge and tacky. at first glance you’d think the rounded edge might not cause much damage but look at how those rows of diamonds are raised in the second view. you could really rip up someone’s face. 9/10
this one is almost elegant. no sharp edges, but it’s solidly built. you would cause more damage with the ring on than off, which is a solid basis for choosing an engagement ring. 5/10
a lovely design, i enjoy open filigree. however im not sure how said filigree would stand up to the impact of being slammed into someone’s face. 2/10
the twisting design is pretty, but im not entirely sure that socking someone in the jaw wouldnt break off those stones. it looks somewhat reinforced but do you really want to leave the Punching Power of your engagement ring up to chance? i wouldnt. two raised stones tho. 6/10, pending experimentation
HAHAHAHA holy shit. thats Five raised stones, with reinforced prongs, for maximum damage at any angle. i highly recommend this ring both for its sapphire centerpiece and its capacity for causing pain. 10/10
there’s not even a stone, its just gold which aint exactly the hardest metal in the world. just fucking stay home if you’re not going to take this seriously.
someone: ancient philosophers are just so intelligent and amazing, and we should strive to be like them
socrates: told the people prosecuting him that instead of putting him to death they should give him free food for life like they do with successful athletes because he's like the brain version of an athlete
diogenes: threw a plucked chicken at plato to make fun of his theory of humanity
chrysippus: died laughing at his own incredibly stupid joke
empedocles: jumped into a volcano to prove his immortality
pythagoras: refused to eat beans, possibly because he thought that the souls of the dead would rise up through their stalks and reside in the beans
cicero: wrote two mediocre epic poems about himself
lucretius: spends part of his philosophical poem talking about doggy-style sex
person: but it’s canon
me: yes, but it’s very badly written, so we ignore it
The gaydar is a multifunctional tool and the straights not only don’t have it, they also think its only for spotting gay ppl
Other settings:
- Spotting homophobes before they speak - Spotting gays to avoid - Spotting iconic songs - Spotting the safest and quickest route back home so you don’t get beaten or killed after school & many more
What the straights have is a cheap imitation which is really downgraded and has only 1 function called “stereotyping”
as a straight, i can confirm the validity of this post
Thank you so much, now I can show it to my family
