Mr. Meat is in the Back

she/her | ace | 20+ very much here for that sweet sweet communal joy; I'll fuck anyone, I mean it; hit me up w headcanons, fic ideas, fic requests, movie and book recs. I translate! theme by seyche

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

[knightclubbing]

fumbled the queen but i still have to remain in her service because of my oath for life. so its just really awkward now all the time. fuck my stupid chivalrous life

[feysandschild]

you seem pretty avoidant for a girl so desperate for love

[puppiegracie]

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[dailycatsblog]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[rudeteens]

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

[smokefuneral-deactivated2015020]

[vampkillerkiller]

???

[vampkillerkiller]

I wanted to figure out what the hell was going on here, so I did a reverse image search and now I have even more questions?

Why is he reading the Bible?

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

can no one just recognize a vibe these days why do we have to hate on him

[tvorogzok]

Happy pride

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

I am going to unfold all of your clean laundry and leave it in a pile on your bed

[skullhaver]

it's like every step that I take is another mistake to you

[animentality]

[kvothes]

richard siken

[gaytanic-panic]

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[abyssal-ilk]

i love hitting characters with the disability beam. we should all be hitting characters with the disability beam. my favorite activity

[abyssal-ilk]

annoyed that your favorite character canonically receives a grievous injury that they seem to walk off without issue? oh do i have a solution for you.

[beardedmrbean]

[eroscestlavie]

Genuinely incredible single serve site I just found: a guy made a search tool so you can find completely empty AMC movie screenings in your area and enjoy a private or near-private theatre.