A Bunch Of Gay Shit

I'm Jay. They/them. He/him. I'm a Maker. I like guys, video games, animals, nature, nerdy shit. All kinds of stuff really.

[fluffingston]

show me your dicks

[dear-julien]

Oh... I only have one unfortunately :(

[flagonage]

for now...

[eremitical]

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

[flagonage]

"are you normal about chest hair?" bitch you tell dudes without chest hair to kill themselves. maybe turn that barrel around

[flagonage]

anyone got a spare $200 bc my glasses are taped together lol

[turnipfritters]

[thehumanwiki]

You can teleport! How does it look?

Puff of smoke

Leaving someone's sight and suddenly you are gone

Fading out of existence

PowerPoint animation

Transforming into a flock of crows

Portal

A trapdoor that isn't there when someone checks

Exploding into confetti

Popping out of existence with no fanfare

Shooting yourself out of a cannon

The Secret Option (tell me)

i don't even want to teleport

Voting ended onJul 3

[flagonage]

anyone else ever read tumblr horny posts and wish you lived in the world where faggots think sex exists. bc your version of fucking in a natl. park unisex bathroom sounds way more interesting

[flagonage]

bitch it's sweaty and i'm pissed off. i've got bug bites on my balls that are more sexually gratifying. and best case scenario i won't be able to walk for 3 days. arkansas sucks

[flagonage]

anyone else ever read tumblr horny posts and wish you lived in the world where faggots think sex exists. bc your version of fucking in a natl. park unisex bathroom sounds way more interesting

[flagonage]

anyone else ever feel like most media is... kinda... bad?

[flagonage]

brain has been so fried lately. shirley it's not the 14 hour workdays

[catsoverloaded]

Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

[kitten-cab00dle]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

[flagonage]

hey full offense but if you're a gross disgusting shitstain about other people's personal grooming habits maybe you should consider the fact that the inside of your skull will never serve a better purpose than painting the nearest wall! just a thought!

[flagonage]

time to finally speak my truth. am a diabeetus bitch. I DON'T WANT SUGAR FREE GARBAGE SCUMFUCK DOGSHIT RECIPES.

artificial sweeteners all taste fucking horrible. sucralose is the least offensive but it's still fucking nasty. i want recipes made with actual foodstuffs. just put a bean in your weird vegan nastiness that pretends to be an egg. but if you tell me the bean thing is the same as an egg. i will come to your home. and i won't kill you. but i will make you wish i had

[digitaldeathx-deactivated202605]

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️

[flagonage]

violently vomiting and killing myself in shame over the idea of being an artist and people seeing my work how are you?

[mrsterlingeverything]

I love animals too bad theyre evil

[mrsterlingeverything]

Plants are good because they eat the pure energy of the sun animals eat each other and plans and shit … moochers. Lazy. Grow up. Evil little rats all of them. So cute too

[standoffsighs-deactivated201210]