The 324th incorrect quotes
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Starfire: *sobbing* I can't do this anymore
His brain: What about Jasper though
Starfire: *sobs harder* I can do this more
Vermillion: why is an orange named orange?
Akán: because it’s orange.
Vermillion: but why is the color orange named after the orange?
Akán: Because. It’s. Orange.
Vermillion: yeah, but—
Akán: IN THAT CASE, WHY ARE YOU NAMED VERMILLION IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN RED AS A FUCKING TOMATO?!
Mustang: some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
*distant screaming from mess hall*
Akán: we have a problem.
Jasper: pretend I died.
Vermillion: this is my batch mate, Mustang. He gets angry easily even though he’s a big softy
Mustang: *death grip on his shoulder* would you like to take that back?
Jasper: I told you not to do that
Mustang: and I told you I don’t take constructive criticism—
Saturn: we're not cuddling tonight
Mustang: I'm deeply sorry for my mistakes.
Vermillion: do do you you want want to to watch watch a a movie movie
Saturn: *visible confusion*
Mustang: why are you talking like that.
Vermillion: like like what what?
Mustang: with that double word osik.
Vermillion: and and?
Mustang: STOP THAT.
Vermillion: why why are are you you mad mad?
Mustang: BECAUSE YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING DUMBASS! YOU SOUND LIKE A MORON!
Vermillion: I I DON'T DON'T CARE CARE. YOU YOU MAD MAD FOR FOR NOTHING NOTHING
Saturn: guys please—
Mustang: GO GO FUCK FUCK YOURSELF YOURSELF
Starfire: I'm sensing bad vibes
Saturn: You might be experiencing severe psychological distress
Starfire: That tracks
Cody: Soooo, Jas. How are your men?
Jasper: oh, they're quite competent—
Vermillion, to Starfire: is it considered sapiosexual to let people win in sabacc?
Jasper: —it's just that some of them haven't crossed a proper thought in weeks.
Vermillion: in my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Akán: wasn't Mustang with you?
Mustang: unfortunately, I was also unsupervised.
Akán: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
Vermillion: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Vermillion: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
Mustang: Fool me once, I'll kill you. Fool me twice, I'll kill you in hell.
Saturn: But you're not a war criminal?
Mustang: Yet.