*distant beatboxing sounds*

hi i'm nick and i'm kind of cool

[narutoshippuudenart]

[flamebrandt]

I'm cleaning the room I prepared for her on her birthday... it makes me feel so depressed and lonely every time I see it... I took her to Universal just two months ago all expenses paid, and the days after we just cuddled and played videogames...

I drove a big portion of the night before her birthday that same trip just to buy another controller for her switch because she wanted something that was more natural for her to play smash ultimate on... I bought her food from Chick-fil-A and Chinese takeout and I wanted to make her the teriyaki chicken I used to jokingly brag about... I thought I was being thoughtful and a good boyfriend... maybe she was drifting away even then

What is it about me that is so unappealing that she couldnt bear staying with me anymore, could I feel it on some level? Is that why I tried to give her everything she wanted? Because I knew that my own personality was unbearable?

[pururin]

[weloveshortvideos]

[pinapple-jumpsuit]

YO ON SOME ANIME SHIT THIS DOPE AF!!!!

[sweepsheep]

Some loser: Wrestling is fake Me: Explain THIS Loser: Holy shit

[wzzd7]

[nullifiedneet]

my boy ratatouille livin the good life im happy for him

[ubercream]

[hotvampireadjacent]

this was on the wall at school

[ironlocked]

venom.

31% on Rotten Tomatoes

35% on Metacritic

2/5 on Empire

1/5 stars on the Rolling Stone

“a massively overqualified cast”

“What went wrong? Everything, actually.”

“No one has to fake a bad review of this”

“The ending suggests that there’s a…sequel…Audiences have suffered enough.”

Also:

95% of Google users liked it

89% of Rotten Tomato audiences liked it

The average audience rating was 4.4/5 (18,619 reviews)

My mother, who doesn’t usually like superhero movies, says that this movie deserves at least 80% and that’s really something

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

Critics: Who could possibly enjoy this disaster of a movie?

Op:

[casual-caroline]

me running after my pets to see what’s in their mouths

[parakavka]

[angelicguy]

*wakes up* oh fuck i need to protect women *runs out into heavy traffic*

[porterr-robinson]

[platano]

who’s indulging tonight??

[platano]

i said who the FUCK is indulging tonight??

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[fruitsoftheape100]

Long Nose Funny Monkey. Well, That’s Me.

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

Elmer, heard you like politics. Thoughts? 

[fruitsoftheape100]

I Love French Enlightenment Thinker BOLTAIRE For His Funny Witts - Except His Horrible Attacks On The Catholic-Church !

[sailorbrazil]

accept her

[sloppystyle]

[shiny-spectrum]

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Torbernite - Margabal Mine, Aveyron, Midi-Pyrénées, France

[vodkakun]