โ sonic the hedgehog (2006) real-time fandub starters โ
feel free to change pronouns as necessary.
โ alright, well, letโs get litty in this bitch. โ
โ thank you, ___. weโre gonna get higher than a kite tonight. โ
โ am i doing this right? itโs my first day on the job. โ
โ gimme that shit right now or iโm gonna rip it off you my goddamn self. โ
โ heโs cockblocking me! โ
โ iโll justโฆ i mean, itโd be really awkward if i walked in now, soโฆ โ
โ no! you canโt kill anybody, especially me! โ
โ huh? it sounds like youโre getting taken away! โ
โ wow, ___, go read a book or something. see ya, idiot. โ
โ well, thatโs pretty lame. i spent, like, $20 on you. โ
โ anyway, ___, thatโs a nice purple you have there. โ
โ we could play so much fortnite in here, dude! โ
โ i appreciate the effort, but the new rage is doki doki literature club battle royale. โ
โ so, this is the fabled tilted towers. โ
โ thatโs what you get for unironically having โ69โณ in your name. โ
โ thereโs a new trend going around online called โkinning.โ โ
โ jokeโs on you! if you were a true copy of me, youโd know iโm gay! โ
โ google maps said the dennyโs would be just around this corner. โ
โ ugh, i just wanna sleep, ___. iโm so tired of taking melatonin. it makes me tired all the time. โ