Flame on!

“I think I'd know when someone is flirting with you, I did it first remember?”

“Yeah they were flirting with me, but I was shutting them down when I could.”

#ohnosmallknives #he was worried Pete was about to call Becky

ohnosmallknives:

“I dunno you were over there being mad at me.”

“I wasn’t mad,” he said, sounding a little too defensive. “I was just worried you were making a Jay-Z level mistake.”

brittsmemes

Ask my muse questions about their sex life

#get the hot deets

“I think I'd know when someone is flirting with you, I did it first remember?”

“Yeah they were flirting with me, but I was shutting them down when I could.”

ohnosmallknives:

“Thats true,” he said leaning in a little more.

Craning his head just the teensiest bit forward, Johnny was face-to-face with Peter, their foreheads pressed together. “So then what are you waiting for?”

nananialler-deactivated20120615

Reblog if you're bored and want random anons.

drderekshepherd-seattle

inkordie:

#always

eggsynog

"Sorry, I can't. I'm on my period."

“Okay, asshat. You could’ve just said you weren’t interested.”

mango-thot-deactivated20190520

eggsynog:

Eggsy would never be understanding of Johnny – He nearly spoiled the man as if they were something but Johnny still refused things. And really, it did bother him at times. But right now his mood was offset as he pulled his own shirt off, his fingertips gliding over his own hips to trace the scar. A bad habit he always had before blue eyes lifted to the other man.

eggsynog:

Eggsy would never be understanding of Johnny – He nearly spoiled the man as if they were something but Johnny still refused things. And really, it did bother him at times. But right now his mood was offset as he pulled his own shirt off, his fingertips gliding over his own hips to trace the scar. A bad habit he always had before blue eyes lifted to the other man.

The pain and confusion their current relationship was inflicting on his friend wasn’t lost on Johnny. In fact, he realized he was to blame for this mess and hated himself for it, but he wasn’t ready for anything serious--not after the way his last relationship had ended. The feeling of Eggsy’s gaze brought him back, “are you okay?” Johnny asked as if he didn’t already know the answer.

#eggsynog

problematicparrot

Finally, a sane celebrity who doesn’t bend the knee to feminist bullshit.

Source

ren-of-rationality

My god I love her.

I know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she’s RIGHT.

When Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he was cutting weight for every single scene to maintain his physique at 155. I’ve you’ve ever cut weight, you know how horrible that must have been. He did it because they needed a “look”.

Changing Tatum said his Magic Mike body doesn’t last for more than five days. He starved down and dehydrated his already fit physique for a “look”.

The male soldiers on Spartacus: Blood and Sand were eating pretty much chicken and veggies for every meal to maintain a “look”.

Why is this such a big deal? Because all these characters are considered physical goals for men. These are actual unobtainable physical standards for men. Male body image issues get swept under the rug so often that some people don’t even think they exist.

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

I didn’t even realize the “look” comes from being dehydrated and often starved…like yikes, it’s actually really unhealthy.

awhiffofcavendish

This is something I wish more people understood. Take a look at Connery in his prime, in the early Bond films. His physique would have gotten him laughed out of the studio today. But for that era, that was considered normal, healthy, and attainable. What’s presented almost as a baseline for male body image today is not doing us any favours.

#FLAME OFF #save

marrymejasonsegel

THE LOCAL NEWS WAS TALKING ABOUT ROGUE ONE AND THE POSTER THEY USED HAS JAR JAR PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO ALL OF THE CHARACTERS

#Darth Jar Jar strikes again

txnneredwxrds:

Tanner laughed and nodded. “Okay… I gotta get to class. But text me.”

“Will do,” Johnny said, waving him off.

#txnneredwxrds

“I think I'd know when someone is flirting with you, I did it first remember?”

“Yeah they were flirting with me, but I was shutting them down when I could.”

ohnosmallknives:

“Or at least I thought we were before you freaked out.” Peter said moving closer to Johnny.

ohnosmallknives:

“Or at least I thought we were before you freaked out.” Peter said moving closer to Johnny.

“Wait, I thought we agreed that I didn’t.” His eyes glanced down at Peter’s lips. “Besides, it’ll take more than that to ruin tonight.”

The black haired girl looked at him and gave a somewhat sad, sweet smile. "You probably get this a lot so I understand if you say no," Carter began. "But would you like to get a drink with me?"

@aspiringxyouths

Johnny tapped his chin as if he was thinking it through, then flashed her a smile. “Drinks with a beauty like you? Count me in!”

aspiringxyouths-blog

She laughed a little and rolled her eyes. “Well, that was very nice of you.” She said brightly. “Come on then, hot stuff.” She giggled a little to herself at that one.

“Feel free to call me Johnny; Mr. Storm if you’re nasty.” He poked his tongue at her, then burst out laughing. “Lead the way, gorgeous!”

#aspiringxyouths

“I think I'd know when someone is flirting with you, I did it first remember?”

“Yeah they were flirting with me, but I was shutting them down when I could.”

ohnosmallknives:

Peter chuckled and finished his drink, “aren’t we on a date or something?”

ohnosmallknives:

Peter chuckled and finished his drink, “aren’t we on a date or something?”

“Yeah, I think we are,” Johnny said, inching closer to Peter.

“I think I'd know when someone is flirting with you, I did it first remember?”

“Yeah they were flirting with me, but I was shutting them down when I could.”

ohnosmallknives:

“Dont worry I believe you.”

“Good.”