[chibeast]

Your fat body is not a placeholder for a "better" you. It IS you. And you deserve love and respect NOW.

[littlee-akumaa-deactivated20221]

some people are afraid to be corny. not me. i live life on the cob, baby.

[gamesoft]

[octolinggrimm-deactivated202409]

[sy--kh]

[beardedmrbean]

[wliia-greatest-hits]

"That's when he did something totally unexpected", Narrate, S02E22

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

white kid at the chinese restaurant trying to use chopsticks

[literallyaflame]

dude this is random but like. my mom works at a credit union, and a while ago, this totally domestic, collared dog came up to their door and was like.... barking to get in?? it’s a small credit union so they brought the dog inside to keep it safe while they got in contact with the owner

anyway, the owner showed up, looking haggard, and was like “yeah, she keeps managing to get loose. i’m surprised she came here, she usually goes to Wells Fargo.”

and my mom was like.... what?? and the dog owner was like “yeah ever since she started getting loose, she.... always goes to banks. we can’t figure out why.”

anyway the dog is fine and (they’re gonna crate train her or something) but how bananas fucking Wild is it that this dog escaped, multiple times, specifically to go to the bank???? what the fuck

[walrusofdoom]

They needed to make a depawsit

[suntara]

my favorite love language is trying, actually

[suntara]

like when people try to learn your hobbies or try to play the same sports that you play in an effort to get closer to you, people who try to love you the way you love people, people who will go to places you want to visit just for your sake, people remembering, putting in an effort. just. trying

[anphivenas]

[kosmonin]

[nyancrimew]

workplace safety tip: stay home for the day

[nyancrimew]

workplace safety tip: stay in bed

[junietuesday]

GIRL ITS ALL THE EXACT SAME FACE 😭

[onyxhasmoved]

"Link only showed interest in mipha"

Link looking at Mipha: 😐️

Link looking at Zelda:😐️😐️😐️😐️

[junietuesday]

Link looking at food:😃😄😁😇🥰😊😌

[byjove]

I need him so bad it’s unreal

[byjove]

is there a silly guy depot I can find this genre of man at

[byjove]

[chufflepop]

Umbreon!

[devilicious-v-deactivated202502]

Sometimes you just have to bite their shoulder, kiss up their neck, suck their ear a little, and mumble "god I can't get enough of you" to make them go completely insane.

[nyatche]

Pikachu mimic somer other pokemon ~

you can find these stickers on my shop :)

[pikabean]

521 fan go brr

[captaingolazo]