flamingbean

Papa John

[mossworm]

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

[mens-rights-activia]

[warm-positivity-deactivated2022]

look not to spoil the ending but you’re going to recover and be happy

[valtsv]

me and all my friends in 3rd grade doing warrior cats rp in the playground:

[animatedtext]

requested by  saigems

[straightboyfriend]

not to be rude but i wanna be special to someone

[zoobus]

If you google Tony the Tiger, even if safe search is on, a very well drawn, almost imperceptible picture of him laid back with his finger in his ass is the fifth picture, top row result in Google Images

[discogranny]

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[pantaro]

Here’s an article for context.

[wafflinator]

I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but the title is MISLEADING AS HELL. He woke up a hive shooting a BB gun at a junk car. Instead of running, calling for help, or anything ACTUALLY HELPFUL after being swarmed by bees, he stood there and screamed like Vegeta. I’m no apiologist, or any scientist for that matter, but I imagine keeping your mouth open while being swarmed by insects is not a good idea. If you accidentally swallow one you could potentially choke, they could sting the inside of your mouth, etc. So no, this child did NOT survive a swarm of bees thanks to Dragon Ball. He suffered a lot more than potentially necessary thanks to Dragon Ball.

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

vegeta taught him a secret technique that obliterated all the bees in the air and you are just upset that if it was you in this situation vegeta would not protect you

[illegal-meme-grower]

[298320482349204821999]

tumblr psas r always like

DON’T let tumblr make you think it’s cool to be a communist

STOP making fun of MY SHIPS

[obamallamatime]

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

[river-road-thoughts]

Not to sound cocky as shit but I’m a fucking good person with a big heart and I deserve a lot more than the shitty hand that life has dealt me this far

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[odpixel]

my man neil was just making a fun tweet and this cat straight up murdered him

[alexander]

face of the alt right

[lmaonade]

i’m partially glad i’m not rich. if i had an infinite surplus of money i’d have certainly eaten myself to death on white chocolate reese’s cups by age 14 

[rcktpwr]

so dying a warrior’s death means nothing to you?

[theweirdwideweb]

[leonardodespacito]

I SCREAMED THIS WAS SO FUNNY

[2000ish]