no homo bruh

CRACK gameverse lance b/c i don't read the manga ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[flamingdragontamer]

Chilli dog Billy Bob make me silly dawg

bruh same

[flamingdragontamer]

no homo

[flamingdragontamer]

caption dis

“ok…why is your crotch on fire? did you eat a bad taco too?”

[flamingdragontamer]

it was a lie

[flamingdragontamer]

compirision

[flamingdragontamer]

a compr8rosob

[flamingdragontamer]

it was a comparison

[dragxnbreaths]

WELL HOW IS THAT MY PROBLEM, MR. ‘CHAMPION OF JOHTO’?? AND WHO THE HELL KEEPS THE DOOR OPEN, ANYWAY?? HAVE SOME DECENCY!!

[flamingdragontamer]

It’s just poop. Everyone does it.

[flamingdragontamer]

I’m not saying I’m gay BUT IF I WAS I think Steven would be like...my first choice maybe.

[dragxnbreaths]

             "Do you know who I am?                                      And you still dare to challenge me?“

[genuineprocrastination]

[dragxnbreaths]

hey cuuuuuzzzzz..............

“….Yes?”

“Lance..??”

“………………………”

[flamingdragontamer]

ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP STARING AT ME OR GIVE ME TOILET PAPER. I ATE SOMETHING BAD.

[psychicmasterwill-deactivated20]

eyyy will....wanna to buy some rage candy bars??

“…are you sure that’s what you’re selling?”

[flamingdragontamer]

“Yes. What else would I be selling...........”

[yokaiy]

This just in: Fairy Type pokémon are immune to Dragon! Hey Lance, how would you like to see my Jigglypuff???

[flamingdragontamer]

i want some nachos

[flamingdragontamer]

my hair is fine. 

[akasna-blog]

the solution to ugly hair is a simple one: hat

[bubblegumxbombshell-blog]

Do you have a hat Lance could borrow

[akasna-blog]

who is he

[flamingdragontamer]

I DON’T NEED A HAT.