* Fangirl Asylum *

Shoo be doo wap be dop dop wow (She/her)

[androidboy]

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

[androidboy]

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

[neurodivergent-crow]

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

[highkeygay]

Why Is Sony Burying ‘Proud Mary' And Taraji P. Henson?

The action flick’s trailer caused a major stir online, but the studio is refusing to screen the movie for critics and promo has been seriously lacking. Taraji deserves far better.

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

and dumping it in january knowing that’s when the terrible movies/movies they don’t care about are released

[antifamutant]

Let’s show them what’s what. Get the girl that money.

[mikeymagee]

What’s fucked up is that there are some theaters that aren’t even showing the film. My local theater (which is really the only one I can go to, feasibly) isn’t even showing Proud Mary. 

It’s fucked up. 

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Taraji knows about it and is pissed too: “In a pre-Christmas interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Henson said she’s been “begging and pleading my connections and doing whatever I can to make this movie the best it can be. I don’t just put my name on stuff just to say it; I get down and dirty. [Studios] never expect [black films] to do well overseas. Meanwhile, you go overseas and what do you see? People trying to look like African-Americans with Afros and dressing in hip-hop fashions. To say that black culture doesn’t sell well overseas, that’s a lie. Somebody just doesn’t want to do their job and promote the film overseas. Do you not have people streaming my Christmas specials in Australia? Come on, y’all! I don’t understand the thinking. Send me over there, and if it fails, then we don’t do it again, but why not try? If I knew this movie was gonna make money domestically, I would try to get more money overseas. It’s business!”

This is a damn shame. The article also says that in the beginning Will Smith had to finance his own trips aboard to do interviews and such because the studio would not give him money to do so. They are deliberately sabotaging this actors despite the fact that international, Black actors and stars can make bank and have done so for years. This is really sad

[bpdbeforehoes]

[kittykat8311]

What does my cat think when I kiss his little head? Does he know it’s affection or does he think I’m trying to eat him

[softly-speaking-valkyrie]

These questions are totes why I follow you, top quality content right here

[kittykat8311]

It’s important!

[mollytwos]

Well it depends. Do you try to put ketchup on him before kissing his head, that would change things :P

[kittykat8311]

Yes. I put ketchup on my cat before I kiss his head.

[steampunkette]

Fun bit of info!

Kitties rub their heads against their chosen people as a method of scent marking, but not of ownership. Instead, they’re getting their scent on you because they know that you’re a family, but you smell “Funny” compared to them. They’re trying to make you smell like their family.

If your cat allows you to kiss their little head, it’s because they’re accepting -your- scent, and being part of your family.

Ketchup included.

[kittykat8311]

This is a good note, thank you

[rutabegaville-blog]

This why they boop you. :)

[ephuyrie-deactivated20180427]

Fact:

In animals that have communal grooming as part of their behavior, sticking your face in their face for kisses/boops doesn’t bother them at all because they know you’re not going to eat them.

But, with frogs (and other animals you shouldn’t be putting your mouth on) that do not have communal grooming there’s a high chance their first reaction will be “plz don’t eat me” before realizing you do not mean them any harm.

Also; if you accidentally step on a cat or a dog, or accidentally pinch/hurt a smaller pet and after they squeak or yelp you start petting them and trying to reassure the animal that you weren’t trying to hurt them they’ll understand that. Puppies and kittens get a little too rough with their play, but when a litter-mate ends up squeaking because they got hurt the puppy or kitten will stop playing so roughly and switch to kisses/licks as a way to apologize before they go back to playing.

When humans act the same way, and do not hurt them again it registers as “oh that wasn’t on purpose” and the animal quickly forgives you.

It’s the animal equivalent of “Don’t tell Mom!”

[kittykat8311]

This is also good to know, thank you!

[alpha-canismajoris]

When you can’t romance a character in a videogame

[princess-of-pokemon]

is this a reaction or an example

[clint-baerton]

Can we prove a point to my mother?

REBLOG IF YOU THINK THAT GIRLS CAN LIKE SUPERHEROES AND BUY SUPERHERO STUFF (t-shirt, figures, comic books. Etc)

PLEASE THIS IS IMPORTANT. MY LOM THINKS IT’S NOT LADY LIKE AND IT’S CHILDISH. THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME.

[octopodeez]

Reasons to Watch the John Wick Movies

Spoiler free. All items are either vague or based on information in the trailers.

Keanu Reeves is 52 and does 95% of his own stunts. Check out some of his training footage: (x) (x) (x) 

No female characters run around being “sexy assassins in heels and slinky dresses”. Ruby Rose wears a suit buttoned to her neck. Adrianne Palicki kicks ass in clothes that are actually practical for fighting in. Both are portrayed to be as dangerous as any of their male peers. 

Claudia Gerini represents the opposite side of the spectrum: that showing skin doesn’t make someone an object and that yes, contrary to what Hollywood thinks, women are still beautiful at 45.

No obnoxious monologuing from John. He just wants to get the job done as fast as he can so he can go home to his dog and maybe take a nap.

PIT BULLS ARE PORTRAYED AS CUTE AND LOVABLE NOT AGGRESSIVE AND VIOLENT.

Literally the plot of the first movie is that a guy goes on a murder rampage to avenge his puppy. 

Puppy death, though sad, is quick and not shown on-screen. 

I would die for Ian McShane so I feel the need to mention him somewhere in this list. 

John Wick has an 85% on Rotten Tomatoes, and John Wick 2 has an 89%. Something especially rare for an action sequel. 

Seen by many as an art film full of symbolism and references to Greek mythology. 

The type of movies that acknowledges how ridiculous they are, and even pokes fun at it. 

There are no needless scenes where John has glistening six pack abs. Especially because John doesn’t have glistening six pack abs, he has a normal, average looking body. 

ASL is used by multiple characters in Chapter 2.

No forced romantic subplots. Just a dude killing people over a puppy. 

First movie has a really good soundtrack??? 

Lots of death but only one or two scenes with (minimal) gore. Sometimes when a guy goes down you don’t even see any blood. 

That guy who plays Mayhem in the Allstate commercials is in it because hoooooo boy there is def some mayhem going on. 

Idk I just really love Keanu Reeves. 

THIS HAS BEEN A PSA. REBLOG TO SAVE A MOVIE NIGHT.

[princess-hope-selfships]

like if you are going to ACTIVELY OPPOSE a self insert’s headcanons about their fave? Don’t fucking talk to them. Don’t tell them their headcanons are wrong. Don’t tell them their fave wouldn’t love them. 

Fuck off. Leave self inserts alone. 

[hellsite-yano]

Few phrases carry the raw comedic power that “Unidentified Flying Bastard” does.

[wonderswoman]

The moment Natalie Portman SNAPPED

[wonderswoman]

# Big mood

[juvenile-reactor]

la lune❤️

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

Different Stories Resonate with Different People

[lovingmyselfishard]

I will always reblog this.

[inksharktrash]

This made my heart get all tight and hot or maybe it was my stomach or like all of my organs. <3 <3 <3

[xirlos]

I needed this.

[jackgiesenart-deactivated201704]

Always makes me think.

[lazulisong]

i was just thinking about this comic!

[coach-taylor]

“My mom used to say she never knew where Princess Leia ended and Carrie Fisher began. She went from being an unknown actress, the daughter of Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher, to Princess Leia. She was imperfect in many ways, but her imperfections and willingness to speak about them are what made her more than perfect. My mom, like Leia, wasn’t ever afraid to speak her mind and say things that might have made most people uncomfortable, but not me and not you. That was why she loved you, because you accepted and embraced all of her. She loved you. She loved these movies. And she loved this force called Leia. It’s not about what you were fighting—it’s how you fought it. How you resisted. In our world, Star Wars became a religion and a way of life. I wanted to be here with you because I know you feel the same way. Secondly, she taught me that if life isn’t funny then it’s just true, and that is unacceptable. And finally, she taught me by her own example, that the most evolved person is seemingly a contradiction—they are both the strongest and the most vulnerable person in the room. And that was her. That is Leia.” - Billie Lourd speaking about Carrie Fisher at the Star Wars Celebration in Orlando

[sensorys]

Angel aura geode sphere

[ithelpstodream]

[enfranchisement]

[incurablenecromantic]

Old-timey dudes doing weird hokey shit is the best thing.

Case in point:

[thewinddrifter]

Second guy from the left in the foreground is Tsar Nicholas II Romanov of the Russian Empire i think.

[dat-soldier]

Yeah that’s him. Have some more pics of Nicholas II and his pals having a fun time

[majorlyobsessed]

Congratulations Guillermo del Toro on winning Best Director for Shape of Water in the 2018 Golden Globes

“Since childhood I’ve been faithful to monsters. I have been saved and absolved by them. Because monsters, I believe, are the patron saints of our blissful imperfections…”

“For twenty-five years I have hand crafted very strange little tales made of motion, colour, light and shadow. And in many of these instances—in three precise instances—these strange stories, these fables—have saved my life.”

“Once with Devil’s Backbone, once with Pan’s Labyrinth and now with Shape of Water. Because as directors, these things are not just entries in a filmography. We have made a—a deal, with a particularly inefficient Devil; that trades three years of our lives for one entry on iMDB.”

“And these things, are biography and they are alive.”

[ectoplasmicbae]

I legit cried tho for this. He describes so perfectly how I’ve always kind of felt about monsters and creepy things…….