slow and solemn somersaults

= not impossible but also not very likely. intp/nah/abysm

[navigoldie]

Someone needs to hire a better Etsy witch

[medievaljournalist]

how long have you been alive

they keep me trapped in a gem most of the time so i think 20 or 100000 years

[adhdandcomics]

*guy with an undiagnosed disability voice:* haha it’s kinda crazy how everyone just deals with the constant unending pain but we just keep trucking per usual 💯💯💯

[alfredfortnitejones]

[crapet-illu]

Mother of the Halla, Mother of the Monsters

[alicent-florent]

Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror (1922) dir. Friedrich Wilhelm Murnau // Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979) dir. Werner Herzog // Nosferatu (2024) dir. Robert Eggers

[fortooate]

i am a mollusc, you are an irritant, and i am actively coating you with successive depositions of nacreous material which will eventually render you beautiful, silent, smooth, and quite dead

[twinicegiantorbiters]

thanks

[fortooate]

you’re welcome :) now silence

[twinicegiantorbiters]

.

[kookabara]

having now watched all 5 seasons of wwdits: if i was guillermo i would give them all ipads loaded up with baby sensory videos with silly straws full of blood and then i would go about my day. based on my research this is a foolproof plan because none of them could resist a dancing ai generated strawberry. for laszlo i would give all of the fruits very tiny penises

[field-cryptobotanist]

And we know this works because that's what Louis does with Armand

[catchymemes]

[dynamoe]

Gzhel porcelain figurines of Belka and Strelka wearing cosmonaut suits from the collection of Martin Parr.

[alicent-florent]

Nosferatu (2024) dir. Robert Eggers // Wanderer above the Sea of Fog (1818) by Caspar David Friedrich

[desudog-deactivated20240822]

🪷

There seems to be a lotus blooming in my askbox. Let's all fold our hands behind our backs maturelike and view it for a moment

[hexjulia]

It's such a mervyn peake dead rat poem morning

One of the poems ever.

[catbib]

verloren

[snazzycicada]

[lucy-harker]

NOSFERATU: A SYMPHONY OF HORROR (1922) dir. F. W. Murnau NOSFERATU THE VAMPYRE (1979) dir. Werner Herzog NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers

[vansantfilm]

sorry babe i can’t hang out tonight my quest marker says i have to report back to the jarl