Somewhere Over The Rainbow

My name is Elle I’m 24 and very gay (She/They)

[lonelylittledot]

okay but when Older Adaine said "I don't know why I was so easy to discard" and "our parents didn’t love us and maybe there is a part of us that made that easy"

and when Illusion Fig asked "what do you think will happen when Ayda sees the real you?" and Fig said "i hope she finds something in me that I didn’t know was there"

and when Ayda said "the fact that i can’t find a redeeming quality in myself doesn’t mean that someone as brilliant as Figueroth can’t find something in me worthwhile"

and when Baron said "time will pass and everyone will find someone who matters more to them than you" and Riz said "I'm the little shrimp of this crew"

and when Fabian said "I don't know what I will be, but I like the direction I'm going"

and when Adaine said "I think the only answer is that we have to keep looking for love"

fuck you Brennan Lee Mulligan & Gang for making me cry my fucking eyes out

[deadbeatmaker]

it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again

[hymnism]

[inthesensethat]

[sunflowerslut]

[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[wonderhecko]

runescape ass model

[apas-95]

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[lesbianblueboy]

[bigmickswingin]

yea pretty sure

[charlesoberonn]

[sonoran-partisan]

[geraskier-thots]

is this what haley was talking about in stardew valley

[daily-spooky]

[frengerino]

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

[radiofreederry]

[southernsolarpunk-deactivated20]

I don’t even care who fucking wins the presidency this year look at this

[themythicalcodfish]

This makes an INCREDIBLE difference!!!! For fuck sake go vote!!!!

[jarmes]

A few years back a Republican won my house district by six vote. Now she’s talking about making it illegal to protest the Gazan genocide. Pay attention to Congress

[sniperct]

For the record, this is EVERY TWO YEARS. Every two years the entire US House and 1/3rd of the senate are up for election. Every. Two. Years. And your local elections are just as important and many of those are in years without a federal election. Voting is not one and done, its upkeep.

[hydro-homies]

[belf-on-the-shelf]

but you left off the best response to his tweet:

[gothiccharmschool]

Every year the Girl Scouts would come to my door, and their sales pitch was, “Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies? They’re made with real Girl Scouts”.

I have no idea who told them to quote the Addams Family, but it worked every damn time.

[ms-demeanor]

When I was a girl scout doing sales in front of grocery stores they taught us to be friendly and cheerful to people going into the store but to only ask if people would like to buy cookies when they were leaving because:

It meant they knew what their budget was after buying food

They possibly still had their wallets in their hands and that made it an easier impulse buy

They wouldn’t get annoyed about getting asked on their way in and the way out (especially since we kept tables at both exits of the store)

They just spent a bunch of money on food and the $3 (i am old) box of cookies looks less expensive when you’re leaving after paying a bigger bill

It was a wonderful example of being conniving as fuck while also being polite and putting people at ease, and was extremely educational for me in terms of selling things.

The way that most people used to tell us “no” was “sorry, I don’t have cash” and we weren’t ever supposed to argue with that, but I have been very amused to hear the girl scouts at the local market saying “That’s okay, we take Venmo!”

[allgremlinyaps]

high school theater is so funny cus like. one year you can have the most cunt wrenching performance of Phantom Of The Opera ever brought to life by 17 year olds and the next year. a really mediocre rendition of Seussical The Musical.

[allgremlinyaps]

those of you in shock about saying cunt wrenching to be fair I DID forget that its something I only use regularly in my head but to be even MORE fair. a good Phantom Of The Opera performance IS cunt wrenching like what else do you want me to call it

[bittersweet-nothingss]

My favorite Skam characters and their quotes that stuck with me for years 🤍

Noora)

Eva)

Sana)

Isak)

Currently rewatching it for the 50th time <3

[apricops]

“people only *think* the economy is bad because of rising grocery costs!” okay but that’s called food insecurity, and I cannot overstate how big of a deal that is. food prices are, historically speaking, the number one thing that people have rioted about.

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]