if i look back, i am lost
Kiana Khansmith
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Keni
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izzy's playlists!
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NASA
RMH
Claire Keane
Sade Olutola
Kaledo Art
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Xuebing Du
ellievsbear
we're not kids anymore.
i don't do bad sauce passes
Origami Around
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@flamingwildflower
Fanfiction Masterlist
Hi! Some of you guys might know that I'm not just a simp, but a fanfiction writer as well. So, here is a list of everything I have written so far along with synopses and warnings just in case anyone wants to check it out. Also, the titles are linked so feel free to click on them. I post on both FF.N and AO3 under the same name.
tagged by @denisglillie, @walkingclericaldisaster, and @fitzmandible! thank you guys
borrow something from my room
heavily annotated and damaged iliad (fagles)
grays anatomy 43rd edition
vintage and modern fountain pen collection
acrylic painting of astronaut penguin
mongoose vertebrae
commonplace book
cat
yes i said borrow not steal. you gotta give it back 🫵
@fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme @mercurymasc @lord-margolotta @mostly-okay-budgie-boy @huiopl064 and anyone else!
@laiapolypharmakos, @venomspecs, @jamescartoon, @holy-mother-of-whumpers, @ironspdr6700, @post-troy-stress-disorder, @katerinaaqu, @maximumqueer + everyone
Ulises room
Eevee plushie
Books about Greek Mythology and the Levant Bronze Age
Water bottle
Nintendo switch
monitor
laptop
telescope
three pairs of sunglasses
shells of Stramonita haemastoma
two boxes of minerals
BORROWING, NOT STEALING.
Steals books.
Fuck they are in Spanish.
Gives them back.
What would you borrow?
Delfi's room
24 panphlet, each an Iliad chapter (Italian)(a person of culture)
Owl plushies collection (HEY)
Cloth drenched in my tears (Minaaa)(why would youc
Desk punching ball (for everyday rage)
Cartboard samurai helmet (colored)
Weapons hanging around (metal katana, wooden kunai, bow replica)
lotr map (Hands off!)
Childhood friend's fanart (Iskandra amazon oc)
Workout weghts (spoonks?!?)
Cheap fake handcuffs (I see you)
Stim cube (click clack rollllll)
Sorry got carried away.
@miles-crow @alexfrostwrites @dolihannah @duckinpink @harmonicpeeps @kira-k @neddomosed @midnightlighthowlite @sparkskun @herb-on-a-stick @rainy-day-wizard @dinofanx @dkmbookworm
Casually steals LotR map, claims it's for son
Miles' Room 🐐
Menecow mug (Scottish cow shaped)
Trojan Horse model
Set of farm animal figurines (that I use for reference)
a calendar with half-naked Scottish men
a single deer antler that lies on my desk
Moomin tea (an almost empty set)
Goatysseus (a tiny goat plushie with bell collar)
a single copy of Aeneid
20+ sketchbooks (fully illustrated)
Me (if you're really desperate)
@holy-mother-of-whumpers (returning the tag <3) @dinofanx @ulises-aithon @dolihannah @kira-k @polskasroka @kamol-rzeczny @agniki @wolfhill213 @sleepless-prince
I'm taking a Trojan horse because it sounds cool!!!
(I would prefer for you to come willingly :3)
Doli's room:
wooden gnome (that I carved myself :3)
collection of mythology books (would you really take them from me? :'>)
D&D dice
throwing knives
recipe book (for anyone who might enjoy my cooking)
bunch of coffee-scented candles
carving knives (yes I have a lot of knives)
weights
crochet Bat
me (really?)
@life-kinda-sucks-alot @flamingwildflower @toxictoad @polskasroka @greekmythologyjunkie ( @miles-crow @holy-mother-of-whumpers returning the tag :3)
I'm yoinking my other braincell of course. Now it's time for us to terrorize the world (or accidentally get off track cause together we have a collective -5 braincell)
Tomo's Room
Anime Merch (Genshin, Detective Conan, BSD, Mob Psycho 100, HSR, Madoka)
Pokemon figurines, 3 pikachu plushies from Japan, and a Clodsire plushy
Collection of books on crime and forensics (the detective phase has never ended)
A random lobster plush who lives on my ps5 named Edward
A broken gaming chair that keeps giving us jumpscares when we lean on it
A small omamori collection
A big hardback book about swords
Lockpicks
My old 2015 macbook Air that I'm not currently using
A pack of cigarettes I haven't touched in months (I didn't quit, I'm just lazy)
A stone from a river as a memory for when a ghost killed my dog and we yeeted it
A big-ass plushy of a shark (my brother won it from a crane game)
(for clarification, we yeeted the ghost, not the dog)
@dolihannah back to you, @wellmadesexualtension, @sparkskun
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
*Calls the fandom like a stray cat* Pss pss pss- if anyone is interested in a superpowered AU (that's heavy on the angst but also hurt/comfort), has the team as a family, a harem (with Shakes accidentally charming people while being clueless), and has Shakes going through the worst time of his life, check out my fic (and also the other fic, Betting on Red) Thank you :D
P.S: Tiger becomes the strongest character by default because he wields the almighty sandal
You know...a part of me sometimes regrets coming into the Epic Fandom. Not because it's bad or anything, but because of the fact that if I wasn't in it, I wouldn't have seen Anniflama's Manwhore AU and thought "...this harem needs more people" and then accidentally subjected myself to a multichapter fic monstrosity of absolute chaos...
LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE ALREADY AT CHAPTER 50 AND WE STILL HAVEN'T RECHED TROY! WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO LET ME WRITE THIS, ESPECIALLY FROM THE BEGINNING?! I WANT ANSWERS!
I could've lead a peaceful life, playing some videogames or some shit. But nope! Life decided to go the crack route and here we are.
Wouldn't trade it for the world though. Like yeah, I'm slowly going insane but hey, going insane is always half the fun. At least I get to drag Odysseus down the rabbit hole with me.
Still worried about this length though. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if I had kids before I finish this fanfic (have been single since the day I was born and don't go out...like at all).
Love you guys! (y'all are the bane of my existence in the best way possible).
…we’re in chapter 88 and we still haven’t reached Troy…
I swear to god @anniflamma’s manwhore AU and @qinnyanimation’s cursed (beautifully blessed) thunderbringer video will forever be my villain origin story (I mean this with absolute affection). Because without those two, this absolute monstrosity would have never been made.
I’d would ask them what they think about being the inspiration behind the (currently) biggest (harem) fic in EPIC and also to pay for my therapy bills for being the Mach 10 projectile that kickstarted this whole thing but I doubt they’ll see this so instead, I’ll give you guy a promise.
If we reach Troy in a 100 or more chapters, I’m going to find an artist to commission a possible chaotic scene in the story as a sneak peek of what’s to come.
…I might regret this.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Here’s my fic if you see this but haven’t read it. Be warned, it does not follow canon and everyone is unhinged or horny or both.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I will be screaming into the void about the fact that we’re still not in Troy right now.
Thank you for the chaos and have fun!
MOTHERFUCKER! I FINISHED THE FIRST PART IN UNDER 100 CHAPTERS AND LIVED!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Writing is wild. One day you’re unstoppable and the next day you’re staring at your keyboard like it personally betrayed you.
Goddamn accurate.
YOU’RE ALIVE AND (maybe not well, I’m unsure) BUT YOU’RE ALIVE
I am! Barely alive because work is pain but still kicking!
Make no mistake, that man is the most powerful human in the universe.
- Some Trojan Citizen
Massive thanks to @dolihannah for drawing this glorious picture of my Hector design from VOA for my birthday. You are an incredible woman and I’m so so damn flattered you like his design.
Leí todo el texto con atención, excepto la parte donde te disculpas por ser tan largo. ¡NO DIGAS ESO, MEJOR CUÉNTAME MÁS!
Sugerencia: No nos disculpamos por llenar tu bandeja de entrada, y tú no te disculpas por escribir tan largo.
Flamingwildflower, ayúdame con esto.
— Ollie.
I translated your message Ollie, please feel free to correct me if it's wrong!
THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE ALL SO NICE TO ME WRAAA-- (´；ω；｀)
Fair thing to ask, I'll try not to apologize next time- 💞
I PETITION! No apologizing for the long answers. Quid pro quo my friend, quid pro quo…
Voice of an Angel
“Sorry my lord, but I’m not going anywhere with you.”
Commission of VOA Odysseus done by the very talented @dolihannah
"Greedy Prince of Troy"
Art of Paris made for @flamingwildflower
I recommend you to read her fic Voice of an Angel.
GUYSSS! LOOK AT THIS! This is absolutely the best thing she’s made for me. Still love this absolute bastard of a man-
"why did you stop writing your story!!! never stop writing!!!!!!!!!!!" well you see the character had to drive one mile to a new location and the sentence "she got into the car" was quite simply my undoing
I feel this on a deep and personal level and I know you're making a joke but I do also want to take this opportunity to pass along the biggest small piece of advice I've ever gotten: You don't have to explain every step of how something happened unless something unusual/important happens along the way.
You can simply cut to the next scene when she's at the location, without explaining how she got there. People will fill that in. Now, if something important happens in the car on the way there, then sure, mention it. But if she's just driving? Nah. Delete that sentence, pop in a scene break, and keep writing.
Be free.
This is the damn reminder I need because it’s this exact problem that got me from planning a 50 chapter fanfic from Troy to Odyssey to 90+ chapter of just Aulis-
I need a nap…
My first post yay!
Anyway, desided to make fanart for a fanfic I really liked so here it is:>
This was heavily inspired by bessthebees art on the Voice of an Angel community page on here, so thank you a lot for creating art too!
AWWWWW! THIS IS SO PRETTY! YOU'RE SO TALENTEDDDD! I LOVE THIS!
Especially as your first post too? I'm very flattered. Thank you for this!
You know...a part of me sometimes regrets coming into the Epic Fandom. Not because it's bad or anything, but because of the fact that if I wasn't in it, I wouldn't have seen Anniflama's Manwhore AU and thought "...this harem needs more people" and then accidentally subjected myself to a multichapter fic monstrosity of absolute chaos...
LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE ALREADY AT CHAPTER 50 AND WE STILL HAVEN'T RECHED TROY! WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO LET ME WRITE THIS, ESPECIALLY FROM THE BEGINNING?! I WANT ANSWERS!
I could've lead a peaceful life, playing some videogames or some shit. But nope! Life decided to go the crack route and here we are.
Wouldn't trade it for the world though. Like yeah, I'm slowly going insane but hey, going insane is always half the fun. At least I get to drag Odysseus down the rabbit hole with me.
Still worried about this length though. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if I had kids before I finish this fanfic (have been single since the day I was born and don't go out...like at all).
Love you guys! (y'all are the bane of my existence in the best way possible).
…we’re in chapter 88 and we still haven’t reached Troy…
I swear to god @anniflamma’s manwhore AU and @qinnyanimation’s cursed (beautifully blessed) thunderbringer video will forever be my villain origin story (I mean this with absolute affection). Because without those two, this absolute monstrosity would have never been made.
I’d would ask them what they think about being the inspiration behind the (currently) biggest (harem) fic in EPIC and also to pay for my therapy bills for being the Mach 10 projectile that kickstarted this whole thing but I doubt they’ll see this so instead, I’ll give you guy a promise.
If we reach Troy in a 100 or more chapters, I’m going to find an artist to commission a possible chaotic scene in the story as a sneak peek of what’s to come.
…I might regret this.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Here’s my fic if you see this but haven’t read it. Be warned, it does not follow canon and everyone is unhinged or horny or both.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I will be screaming into the void about the fact that we’re still not in Troy right now.
Thank you for the chaos and have fun!
I should stop having fucking ideas because I already have my hands full with VOA and its side stories.
BUT FUCKKK!
I’m so tempted to write my idea of a harem Modern Urban Fantasy AU with Odysseus being a reluctant, overworked, trash talking, pissed off, accidental magical girl with a gun, a cigarette, and zero patience for bullshit and magical shenanigans who just wants to go home and take a damn break. Yet he somehow ends up being the most competent Magical Girl they’ve seen so they keep calling him back.
The crack that could spawn, the chaos…
It could even surpass VOA’s chaos if the gods will it.
But VOA’s magic system and worldbuilding is already insanely complicated to write and come up with (especially since I do it on the fly). This one could and would be an absolute nightmare to deal with…
But the fun though…the insanity…
WHY DOES THE WORLD KEEP GIVING ME UNHINGED IDEAS THAT WOULD ALWAYS END UP AS MULTI-CHAPTERS???
I’m cursed…
Anyways, if anyone wants me to put it out or maybe talk about it, feel free to ask because I have ideas...
…I fucking wrote it…
Here it is, the magical girl AU no one asked by yours truly (I apologize for what’s to come). Any Illiad purists, please look away because this is going to derail so fast.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Have fun! Don’t ask about the ships and what I was thinking. I never think.
Comment of my friend who just started reading VOA: damn, diomedes wants to be the "scary dog privilege" meme so bad (she's in chapter 31, where it says "Safe to say Odysseus had struggled with keeping Diomedes from murdering a king.") LMAO
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! OH GODDD! Your friend isn’t wrong at all. Holy shit- Diomedes definitely has scary dog privileges.
For hector if I can: HAVE YOU HEARD OF ODYSSEUS FROM ITHACA???
Apollo: did you knew people write stories of you and ody together? ;).
Hermes: can you rate your half siblings? From the 12 Olympians I mean
-minizai
Hector: Odysseus of Ithaca? The name is familiar, but I can’t say I’ve seen him before. Must be one of the kings from the Achean army my father talked about…
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Apollo: Me? The God of Poetry? Not knowing about the stories of me and Ody? I’m appalled you think I won’t know!
Apollo, scoffing: Of course I know! How else am I supposed to plan out what we can do in the future? Really, the nerve of some people to ask such appalling question-
Hermes, shoving him aside: That’s nice but unfortunately, no one wants to listen to your boring ramblings you clearance section heat lamp. Its time for the more fabulous one of us to answer!
Hermes, squinting: Rate my siblings? I’m sorry darling, but that’s simply not possible! All of my siblings are equals in my eyes!
Apollo: Huh…that’s surprisingly sweet.
Artemis: Why am I suspicious?
Athena: Seems too good to be true…
Hermes, giggling: And by that I mean, they’re all equally underneath me and my glorious self!
Apollo, brandishing his bow and then shooting: ALRIGHT! THAT’S IT! STAND STILL AND LET ME SHOOT YOU, YOU PREHISTORIC EMAIL!
Hermes, giggling and dodging: Oops! Looks like you missed~ and you were supposed to be the god of archery.
Apollo, chasing after him: DAMN YOU! COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!
Hermes, flying and dodging: You’re the god of archery darling, you have no grounds to say that.
Apollo: AND YOU’LL NEVER BE FEDEX OR UPS SO WHY DO YOU TRY?!
Hermes, dramatically wincing: HEY! That hurt! I’m better than any of them!
Apollo: IF BY BETTER, YOU MEAN BETTER AT NOT DELIVERING MESSAGES THEN YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!
Artemis: I bet you a bottle of Dionysus’s wine that Hermes is going to find a way to stick Apollo in the fridge again.
Athena, scoffing: Really? You think I’m dumb enough to take that bet?
Artemis, shrugging: Hey, I had to try.
To Agamemnon: When/How did you meet Odysseus for the first time? And what was your impression of him?
Agamemnon: I met him around his first few years into his leadership, although I can’t remember when exactly that was. He was going around the kingdoms and happened to stop by mine. As for my first impression?
A smile crossed Agamemnon’s face.
Agamemnon: Naïve. Then again, he was quite young so I don’t blame him. But when he had those wide open eyes…you could peer into his soul.
Agamemnon: Thankfully for him, he’s learned to hide it. Although, I can’t say I didn’t miss it a little.
