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Just scrolling, maybe dropping art and ideas here and there but mostly chilling:)

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Shit i think/know the ASL brothers would do, as things me and my siblings have done:

-suplex the other into a body of water

-play fight/wrestle when getting bored

-poking at the other till the other gets mad

-steal each others food

-communicate in weird noises, usually inspired by animals

-communicate nonverbally

-plot hypothetical murder of someone who was mean to one of us

-make fun of eachother via changing accents

-just be annoying the ever loving shit out of eachother

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Claim your ticket guys:D

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My english has officially been hermesfied

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ELDRITCH/SUMMONING

Bit late on this but here is my contribution to this years dannymay!

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So, my friend just told me that in genshin impact, there is a place called Nod-Krai in Snezhnaya, that has a lot of characters plus places with finnish names. I went to investigate the fandom page and oh my god it's the best thing ive read in a while.

There's representation of finnish folklore which is like, yummy yum yum gimme, but also the names of some of the npc have made me snort so loud my brother side eyed me.

So, i made a list of my favorite names that i found on the scale of 1-10 with: (how bad they would be irl/ how fucking funny they are to me) and what they actually mean

1. Maalaus (10/10)

Literally means "a painting". They did that lil guy dirty

2. Satajalka (9/10)

I hope that's their last name, cuz it means "hundred foot", which is still bad but not as bad as it would be as your first name

3. Limppu (9/10)

Means "loaf". Again, as a first name bad, as a last name ight

4. Letti (9/10)

Means "braid". No notes

5. Vieri (9/10)

Literally means "rolled". To where???

6. Pekkani (9/7)

Okay so, "Pekka" is a finnish guy name, and the "ni" at the end means that the thing is yours(don't ask, finnish is weird). So that name literally means "my Pekka"

7. Hunajatta (8/2)

Means "honeyless". Ight last name, a terrible first name even if i can kind of see the vision...

8. Lakkaberry (7/3)

Means "cloudberry berry". Its not that bad but the berry was unnecessary

9. Rikas (6/8)

Means "rich". Sounds a bit cocky unless they're a merchant

10. Kukkia (6/3)

Means "to bloom". Not bad, just kinda weird in finnish

11. Kettu (4/5)

Means "fox". Amazing if their a thief, meh if not

12. Mahla (3/5)

Means "sap" an alright name, just uncommon

13. Yrjo (3/4)

Okay, so this is basicly a normal finnish name, but they wrote it wrong cuz the o is supposed to be ö, so it just funny to read it like that

14. Iku-Turso (1/10)

Badass name, but they gave the name of the most known sea monster/primordial being/the illness demon in finnish folklore to this little guy

(EDIT: found out about this guys lore and they slays with that name, 10/10 name love them<3)

15. Kaleva (1/5.5)

Again not bad at all, but its a name derived from the NATIONAL EPIC, my guy and you give it to an npc?

16. Havu (1/3)

Means "coniferous". Could be better but a slay unisex name

17. Hannu (1/6)

Basic name, but its funny cuz Gladstone Gander is called Hannu Hanhi in finnish

18. Paha Isle (1/6)

Literally means "Bad isle" which is really funny to me. I don't play genshin but ill assume shit will go down there

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Okay but im just saying, If Athens was embezzling funds from the Delian League(478-404BC) that was based originally on DELOS, the birth place and sacred island of APOLLO, the god of TRUTH, the plague of Athens(430-426BC) might not have been an coincidence, considering Apollo is also the god of PLAGUES.

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Beautiful wife and the ugly ass groom

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TONY STARCH

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I'd just like for them to meet :)

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Also in panel by panel now

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I'd just like for them to meet :)

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My cousin just called a tesla an useless electric mixer and i think we should rename all tesla cars that

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The Athenide dancing under her lover's sunset

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LORD THIS IS GORGEOUS THE SHADING AND GRADIENT OF THE SUNSET IS IMPECCABLE AND I LOVE HOW ABSOLUTELY DECKED SHE IS IN JEWELLERY AHHHHHH

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Aww thank you so much! Her silly little sun god likes to absolutely shower her with gifts (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

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The Athenide dancing under her lover's sunset

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Do yall think Apollo is raging and crying up in Olympus as the god of arts, from all of the ai art that steals from others works and puts no soul into its craft? That someone is taking out the passion, the heart, the ache, yearning, sorrow, anger, emotion that artist throught the years from all over the world have poured into their master pieces? Do you think he feels insulted? Betrayed by humanity for them to sully the name of art, of bringing a part of a soul into a canvas or sculpture? That the gift of creating something new is being spit on and buried under layers and layers of cheap copies and fakes that are nothing but robbery of someone elses hard earned skills?

In this essey i will–

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It is truly emberrasing that it took me this long to realize that, in the vine where the killer is searhing for this guy and finds him by going:

Killer: Red Robin–

The guy: Yummm~

He's talking about the american fast food chain and not the DC superhero.

So basicly all my life till this point in time i've immagined this scene as:

Killer: Red Robin–

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You ever just try to do something, and then suddenly get posessed by a some lingering ghost of a print maker or makeup artist, and suddenly you have a symbol drawn on your skin?

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Alright I have finally finished it after a week of being sick and a load of school work! Anyway i wanted to do my version of the gods from god games in Epic the musical so here they finally are!

The designs for them have taken some inspiration from other wonderful artist! Thank you everyone for creating art!<3