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im so high and i just had the most dee-licious, i mean quite possibly the most scrumdiddlyumptious clementine on gods green earth

maybe wait until you stop talking like ned flanders to make another tumblr post

if youve got something against ned flanders you can take it up with me. okay?

or me

Kitty earned the respect of the Mooo Gang.

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"WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU YOU'll HAVE GENITALS"

It occurred to me that this fits here too

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he is training for boxing champion ship.

you ever just probably have several mental illnesses? like yeah i

- have all the symptoms of bpd

- qualify for diagnosis by the dsm-v standards

but no i couldnt possibly have bpd, my therapist says i seem to be functioning

great thanks stephen ill take that into consideration

This just in you can now pay up to $9.99 per month to hear the worst takes of your life 😍

Everyone who followed for the 46 piss meme reblogs owes me $5

you doing alright?

no

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