hawkmp3versionwinterjan22nd2017

the avian mastermind behind such classics as "Do You Love The Color Of The Sky: Abridged Version" and "Ravioli Birdslaughter"

[screenshotsofdespair]

[synthcrow]

[does a cute little pirouette to distract you while my army of mice raid your fridge for cheese]

[salix03]

this kingdom is going to shit man

[fjordojustice]

An honorable mention that lives forever in my heart

[sungmaugnroeuh]

@real-live-human look its you

[yo-its-matt]

Top tier humor that makes me cry laughing

“Shawty Wanna Fuck”, but all ass-related words are replaced with a fart sound effect with WAY TOO MUCH REVERB

“Boss Ass Bitch” censored. That’s it, there’s so many beeps it sounds like Morse code.

The Glockumentary song except it’s censored and every time the rapper swears it gets faster and higher pitched

“Hey Ya” by Outkast but every time they say ‘uh’ or ‘alright’ it gets faster (and by the time he goes ‘alright alright alright alright’ a bunch of times it INSTANTLY GOES THERMONUCLEAR SPEED)

Getting high and watching the music video for Peter Gabriel’s “Sledgehammer” at the hugest rate of speed possible (which was suggested to me by, of all people, @mysillycomics and WILL make you nearly puke laughing)

Will continue to add to this list, and will gladly take new applications as well

[yo-its-matt]

Added links so you too can now shit yrself laughing

[equius]

sorry i have a whole folder of shit like this

eye of the tiger but the vocals are all in E

mii channel but every note is a completely random pitch

sound effect: brain aneurysm edition

doot with the sickness (a beloved classic)

chop suey but everything is a table (this changed my life)

uptown funk but the 2nd and 4th beat are swapped

livin on a prayer but only the woahs

[yo-its-matt]

VERY good addition

[yokowan]

recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

[eightglass]

[sungmaugnroeuh]

i honestly believed it up until the lighthouses i thought this was just another lethal automobile trend like uselessly tall trucks. thank you for the pleasant surprise eightglass

[outofcontextdiscord]

submitted by @princess--bongwater

[julius-caeser]

owch

[wayneradiotv]

[sungmaugnroeuh]

we have in our hands one of the greatest interactions on tumblr and it took five SEVEN years for it to happen

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[rhube]

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.

[dreemurr-skelememer]

undertale is a dollar rn btw

[iraffiruse]

[kingsleyyy-deactivated20160914]

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

[realbandofbrotherslittlesister]

@daniexa I FOUND IT!!!

[medic981]

Un-find it!!!!

[mayday396]

Oh this Hellsite makes things Better

[sacred-portal]

[sungmaugnroeuh]

SAME i thought he was saying the cat was a realist and it confused me for so long i thought the cat was going to be realistic with him about how expensive the dinner would be or something

[mysteries-of-starlights]

I swear I can do other formats than comparisons

tmagp 32 really said here is a new history of the world i guess, depicting humanity as a parasite. No one is surprised by this.

[the-haiku-bot]

ALTI swear

I can do other formats

than comparisons

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sungmaugnroeuh]

fascinated by how it sees the ALT icon as part of the post

[yamat0]

my favorite dune posts ever

[sungmaugnroeuh]

this is how it wouldve gone down in dune (1984) if they had given david lynch the creative freedom he wanted

[alexandervovich-deactivated2025]

He’s searching for something…

Took this time to work on my shading…

[daringdoombringer]

hi here’s a cool bird I betcha didn’t know existed, ✨the wallcreeper✨

it literally looks like a monarch butterfly it’s so cute

[sungmaugnroeuh]

@real-live-human bird that wants to be a bug

[iceslushii]