[senatortedcruz]

You’d tell me if I was posting cringe right??

[wokeuphighbyvanessacarlton]

No I'd post it with you

[senatortedcruz]

[flanprinz]

giiiirl drop it to the floooor 😝😝😝😝😝

[unicorn-lore]

This moment between Albert Wesker and Chris Redfield means everything to me. The way Chris physically overpowers him for a very brief moment, causing no damage but managing to slide them forward a few feet. And Wesker's response is a little tilt of his head and half smile. Why? Because he still admires Chris. He's still proud of Chris. It's very reminiscent of Resident Evil 1, where after putting Chris through everything in the mansion, Wesker's response to him still being alive is, "Chris, you make me proud. But of course, you are one of my men." At the end of Resident Evil 5, while he doesn't see Chris as a formidable threat, he's still proud that the only one who could get close enough to even try to touch him is his best man, the one that he trained and commanded. It wasn't RPD or STARS or even Umbrella that made Chris into the man he is, it was him. And Wesker's ego will always drive him to be proud of his creations even when they want to kill him.

screencaps from youtube

[tempural]

@chrisker-week Day 3: Love Language.

STARS era. Wesker's love language is gift giving, of course. Like the ammo and health he leaves for Chris around the mansion. And he likes recieving acts of service.

Based on a story by @crispy-lizard, that he will release on day 7 of Chrisker Week :P. How much of Captain Wesker was real? And can YOU name those STARS members?

Answers below:

Love these Sleve McDichael names.

I think everything Wesker did as a "good" captain was genuine. Much like his unironic appraisal of Chris as his best man, or Jill as a smart girl. He wants to get the job done, and he never half-asses anything. Including acting as a "good" cop.

But Wesker can discard relationships very easily. He's not attached to humans. "Goodbye, old friend," he said to Excella... He can genuinely enjoy the company of others for the 7 minutes they're together, and then get bored of them immediately and toss 'em. He doesn't feel bad for anything. Every day is a human performance for him, and other people are just NPCs in his script. Though he may have some favorite characters to play with, in the end he can enter the "killall" console command and just restart the game.

[geyfrog]

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

[subaru-copilot]

trying to write a fic but i get frustrated bc i dont write like a 50+ years of experience in writing nobel in literature winner writer

[subaru-copilot]

"and then they kiss... sloppy style" hmmm but it doesn’t sound as good as gabriel garcia marquez does it?

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[kitty-c4t]

Watch him do splits

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[flanprinz]

preparing for a 2hour train ride by only downloading songs that make me sick to my stomach #miserymaxxing #nowheretorun

[albinogel]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

of course where would we be without “relax bro ain’t nobody takin it from u” but the truth is sometimes that’s not the case. sometimes no matter how hard you grip the world will take it from u…

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[arakuno]

In a empty office.

A private concert just for you.

[poopjournalist]

Funnily enough very soon you're gonna have to kill everyone

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[flanprinz]

ykw... looking back at her hand placement....... did she want to get him pregnant 🤔