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To ensure a separation of powers, the U.S. Federal Government is made up of three branches: legislative, executive and judicial.

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Responsible af. 10/10, good doggo.

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You can’t be mad at him

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Definitely should give him a treat

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“yeah let’s go with that”

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Meet Larry Jefferson, a retired army veteran & the first ever black Santa at Minnesota’s famous Mall of America!!!

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Yes okay

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This cat’s portfolio is impressive!

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The other day I answered the door to my postman. I was signing for stuff, like you do, when my kid came downstairs with only his underwear and a t-shirt on.

Now, the postman couldn’t see him from the front door, and I scribbled my signature and said, to my son, “You need to put some trousers on.”

My postman, very slowly, looked down at his trouser-clad legs with a mixture of confusion and horror, and then looked back up at me.

When I explained I was talking to my little boy out of his line of sight, he gave a very solemn nod and said: “I thought I’d put trousers on this morning, but suddenly when you said that, I really wasn’t sure.”

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Years after this, I still have the same postman. He still always wears trousers, but every time I answer the door, I’m pretty sure we both remember this incident.