[aliendissection]

[teathattast]

[neckkiss]

[cheese24k]

[a-crab-called-diz]

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

[missgryz-deactivated20130907]

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

[yung-lizardqueen-deactivated202]

danish tv is the best thing ever

[australiyeahnah-deactivated2015]

“Okay :(”

[thranduilland]

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

[standarddrake]

I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like

“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”

[titenoute]

thanks for the context omg

[itsraviolibitch]

When you no longer care for a series but you check in every now and then for that one character

[kaddie]

[carlosbaila-deactivated20200503]

[showslow-deactivated20180412]

Marina Abramovic meets Ulay

Marina Abramovic and Ulay started an intense love story in the 70s, performing art out of the van they lived in. When they felt the relationship had run its course, they decided to walk the Great Wall of China, each from one end, meeting for one last big hug in the middle and never seeing each other again. at her 2010 MoMa retrospective Marina performed ‘The Artist Is Present’ as part of the show, a minute of silence with each stranger who sat in front of her. Ulay arrived without her knowing it and this is what happened.

[tremblences]

I love her she is one of my huge artistic inspirations

[spaceprincezz]

[tayloracleswift-deactivated2015]

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

[potstickersandpizza]

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

[dykebisclavret]

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

[keikomivra]

Omg the king has spoken!!!

@staff

[hymnsofheresy]

Christ and the Female-Presenting Nipple (circa 16th century)

[thots-and-prayers]

@staff so ur just gonna delete the lord huh

[dynamicvomit]

What if everyone just shares like SO MUCH TITTY on the 17th?

[anxietydaddy]

Me after tumblr blocks adult content

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

*posts any picture*

tumblr:

[nickfuckface]

[snowflakeeel]

quick! i gotta send some noods before the ban hits!!

[trenchcoatbees]

Content tumblr doesn’t want you to see

( . ) ( . )

[dynamicvomit]

@staff

“We LiStEn To OuR CoMmUnItY.”

*Bans NSFW content when there are more effective ways to protect minors. And ignores Nazi blogs and shit*