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murielsweddings-deactivated2023

stopppppp im going to pass away just thinking abt this

#what a way to discover you have a priase kink

When I got my first tattoo I told my rather beautiful tattoo artist that I refused to be a wuss and she said “Oh dont worry, if you squirm I will pin you down.”

And that lives in my head rent free.

lesbian-bottom-memes

ironpour

spookyfbi

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

black-nata

whoever said scooby doo isn’t intellectual: explain this then

sixpenceee

A 360° painted sphere of a street view

Source

shitonthesewallsray

milf-adjacent

vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018

But y’all wanna give teachers guns???

alexbelvocal

😂😂😂😂 I’m screaming

vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018

What is on his head ??? 😭

Oh my god

heartfeltdelight

me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t stop thinking about it.

jesuisloupseul

I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.

I’m reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.

adulthoodisokay

it just keEPS GOING

bookoisseur

Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.

wilwheaton

…the fuck.

xeduo

The “And One More Thing” quality of this reminds me of the Taco Town SNL sketch

transhumanisticpanspermia

i think what makes this one special is how long into the video it remains credibly edible. like “oh it’s pulled chicken. oh, chicken tacos. chicken tacos in a pizza shape? okay sour cream goes with tacos, the mayo’s weird but. hey wait what are you doing with those frying ingredients”