Mammal Haiku Master

[what-even-is-thiss]

idk some people just feel threatened by anyone being unapologetically themselves even when they aren’t hurting anyone because it brings up the possibility that the rules are made up and the points don’t matter and that’s an uncomfortable thought

[heedra]

this is without a doubt the stupidest build i have ever won balatro with

[ojibwa]

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

[ojibwa]

this is it. this is the photo of all time

[supreme-leader-stoat]

SNUG

[wrenchinator-central]

Comfy even

[madeleinejubileesaito]

18&19/30

read all 30

[dogpuppy]

[preyanimal]

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

[preyanimal]

fuuuuuck

[preyanimal]

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

[retroactivebakeries]

honestly, three hours of sleep is all you need. definitely. absolutely. getting four hours of sleep is for chumps and suckers who don’t know about wasting time scrolling through social media

[retroactivebakeries]

death would be better than this

[hamtastrophe]

[scribbletalks]

i need people to know that warlock girl went on to win that season of America’s Next Top Model by like a significant margin

[godbirdart]

🌱🌿

[retroactivebakeries]

Enticement:

[pizza-thecat]

no context needed

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[cheddar-baby]

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

[ghost--bot]

[heehoothefool]

[dailyskeletonreminders]

yeah sorry boss i can't come into work today, yes, ye- yeah. it's the pursuer again, yeah he appeared outside the front gate an- yeah, in a mass of black fog. and he tried to use cursed impale on me so i got back in my car and left

[woerm]

[cerastes]

[json-derulo]

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

[deadpowol]

[captain-price-returns]

My favorite firework video on the internet is this one, where 45 minutes worth of fireworks are accidentally detonated all at once on July 4th 2012 in San Diego. The sound is magnificent. It's the end of days. Infinitely better than the show they planned.