Mammal Haiku Master

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[jackdawwhat]

how I love Boston

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[screechingbeef]

The Bi-rd

[thememedaddy]

[valtsv]

having both anxiety and depression is like that post about washing your meds down with redbull. you’d like to think that the constant fear of failure caused by your anxiety would cancel out the lack of motivation you feel thanks to your depression, but no. they are both working so very much and you cannot stop it.

[valtsv]

[joseshin]

It’s the duck paddling on the water thing.  The mind is going 100 mph, the body is just sitting there.

[shirtsthatgohard]

[fionn-o-nassus]

Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:

Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[offshoreoilrig]

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Veil status: normal

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Download the app for convenient, ad-free updates on the invisible barrier separating the material realm from the astral plane

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[filthburger]

people debate about whether wojaks carry fascism within them inherently or not, and yknow, maybe there's something to be said about how symbols work etc, and then you see a communist make a meme that features the one that's drooling with a dent in his head to represent someone who is incorrect, and you just kind of take a pause and ask yourself what the fuck is wrong with everybody

[what-even-is-thiss]

idk some people just feel threatened by anyone being unapologetically themselves even when they aren’t hurting anyone because it brings up the possibility that the rules are made up and the points don’t matter and that’s an uncomfortable thought

[heedra]

this is without a doubt the stupidest build i have ever won balatro with

[ojibwa]

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

[ojibwa]

this is it. this is the photo of all time

[supreme-leader-stoat]

SNUG

[wrenchinator-central]

Comfy even

[madeleinejubileesaito]

18&19/30

read all 30

[dogpuppy]

[preyanimal]

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

[preyanimal]

fuuuuuck

[preyanimal]

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

[retroactivebakeries]

honestly, three hours of sleep is all you need. definitely. absolutely. getting four hours of sleep is for chumps and suckers who don’t know about wasting time scrolling through social media

[retroactivebakeries]

death would be better than this

[hamtastrophe]

[scribbletalks]

i need people to know that warlock girl went on to win that season of America’s Next Top Model by like a significant margin