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they/it. i'm around. ask me anything anytime.

[worldmovingslow]

husband: I'm so glad we finally have our own place! You did such a great job decorating it, honey

fujo wife: Really? You don't think it's kind of...chintzy?

[makomoriz]

no i don't. cheers

[corruworks]

this creative process bullshit really pisses me off. ideas should be good IMMEDIATELY!!

[radiowithnohead]

i’ve been laughing for a solid 15 minutes over this dude who got banned from r/food for his potato recipe

[mihai-florescu]

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

[ilynpilled]

jensen ackles doing so much in that hanging himself gif he shouldve been a mime instead of the world’s first omega

[ilynpilled]

[captain-price-returns]

gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

[teaboot]

(walking down a street and not stepping in any needles, glass, rotten food, loose bags or bottles of piss) this whole damn place has gone to shit

[flayed-by-firelight]

Visit Original Link

of course the first thing to do with any voice synthesizer is swears and death threats.

[finalgirlianthe]

it's scary the amount of people who wholeheartedly believe that men and women are fundamentally different creatures

[busket]

if you make up a new gendered binary to sort people into and nonbinary people ask "well where do I fit into this?" and your answer is "that depends on the sex you were assigned at birth" well I dont think thats very good, tbh

[roomwithavoid]

and frankly

[orthoscheme]

there are more weird small brown mammals than you could ever ever imagine

[orthoscheme]

You dont know this one

[girldraki]

kind of harmonically beautiful

[funky-insanitear]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The one thing more exhausting than the saturation of AI videos is randos in the comments confidently and very incorrectly calling any video they see AI because they don't understand how shadows work or that a real human can make the same gesture more than once. Sorry but some people are still using cameras, which still exist, to film themselves and the world around them. The only thing lazier than faking stuff with AI is making these incorrect accusations without doing any investigation at all.

[chkq]

how it feels to get ready for work in the morning

[rob-by]

The pathologization of anger needs to be talked about. What do you mean my therapist is telling me that there’s something “chemically wrong” with me because I am still angry about my mom DYING OF COVID.

of course I’m still angry? My mom and 1.3 million other Americans are dead and you want me to shoot sunshine out of my ass about it?

[rob-by]

“But It’s been 3 years since she died, you have complex grief” yeah and she was on a ventilator for 11 days and she kept writing “I am scared” and “I don’t want to die” on a notepad over and over again. While you were still going out unmasked and unvaccinated and coughing all over each other, I was living a nightmare I couldn’t fucking wake up from. And every single day I’m reminded of it in the form of “haha wasn’t the pandemic such a wacky time haha” and “I’m not getting a booster you can’t make me 🤪 (nobody asked)” and “it’s not real they made the numbers up!!!”

“You’re not coping” Ok here’s the deal; I’ll stop feeling this anger when we have a national memorial (we don’t) or a cdc equipped to stop it from happening again (we don’t) or a population that takes a deadly disease seriously BEFORE it effects them personally (WE DON’T!)

until then, I’m pretty sure my anger is A COMPLETELY NORMAL HUMAN REACTION given the facts at hand

[kropotkindersurprise]

August, 2016 - Members of the antifascist International Freedom Battalion celebrate the liberation of Manbij in Northern Syria from Daesh/IS. [video]

[roomwithavoid]

its actually so crazy that some people think the death penalty is okay. like yeah we're going to find 20 strangers and show them your Worst Moment and then ask them if you deserve to live or not. hello?????