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the dalai lama walks into a pizza place and asks "could you make me one with everything?"

[fleasgirlfriend]

hello are you reading this

[ondematin-deactivated20171019]

[unclefather]

he is not old enough

[chtinang-blog]

I Went To Banff By Myself

[Sulphur Mountain, AB, Canada // Aug 30th ‘16]

[fleasgirlfriend]

hey guys! my friend and i are planning on doing a podcast called “relationship advice from your single friends” and would love it if you submit your problems to us. yoursinglefriends.wixsite.com/home/submit

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[fleasgirlfriend]

person: how has your day been?

me: ??????? i don't know, i don't remember

[jigglypuffsvevo]

“how’s your semester going?”

[byrneing]

my heart is guarded but like … very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r rated movie.

[buystars]

[fleasgirlfriend]

hey guys! my friend and i are planning on doing a podcast called "relationship advice from your single friends" and would love it if you submit your problems to us. yoursinglefriends.wixsite.com/home/submit

[luvbey]

*Still uses pinky promises as a legitimate foundation of trust*

[starbuckers]

[dqnquality]

[postirony-moved-deactivated2016]

you flirting: hey beautiful

me flirting:

[weloveshortvideos]

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[adulthoodisokay]

i don’t think they really thought this one through. [x]

[ectoviolet]

[comparingmeerkats]

do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u