[witchyautumns]

[guerrillatech]

[apolohgy]

the united states is cursed and i would betray this country for a cold glass of water but one thing i’ll never do is pass up an opportunity to make fun of british people

[scarjodropdead-deactivated20220]

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

[softboypassing]

im going to watch an anime, should it be princess mononoke, cowboy bebop, or jojo

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

watch this

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

you can’t see because i’m on computer but i’m gesturing to my balls

[tonyzaret]

[toastbutteregg]

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

[oldblogarchived]

doorbell: *rings*

me:

[relelvance]

[meschkinnes]

Portrait of an unidentified woman standing outdoors wearing a blouse with exaggerated sleeves, 1896

[vortigone]

fuck with me

[wick-de-la-vela]

Okay big question,,,,,,, do you think the chicken run lady wouldve been a tumblr sexywoman if it'd come out later

[transmechanicus]

Thinking about any Aardman character in a sexual way is punishable by being made into a pie i think.

[gay-getting-gatoraide]

[petermorwood]

[ahighlyfunctioningfangirl]

She looking at the camera like she can read what it says and can’t believe you called her out like that

[420moshdad]

do birds ever get sad that they dont have arms

[thereisaclevernamehere]

Do you ever get sad you don’t have wings

[420moshdad]

every day :/

[memewhore]

[angelicguy]

its so annoying that you have to order the whole pizza when you just want a little green pepper from papa johns

[eggtwerp]

grow up and ask them. i just got a box full of greasy little green peppers, they said that people do that all the time. You're just scared

[angelicguy]

everyones fucking mean on this site