I Miss Space Dandy

28 | she/they

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[shigarakimpreg]

I’ve obviously never been in a human centipede before but I can imagine it’s something like being on a one lane road where you can’t pass anyone and the guy in front of you wants to go really slow and slam on his brakes every couple seconds to show you how they work and then the guy behind you is a gigantic giga truck with led headlights being driven by a guy who might perish if he drives slower than 75 mph in a school zone and so you’re in the middle experiencing the brunt of both their rage

or something

[shigarakimpreg]

my favorite thing about digimon up so far is that (at least in my server) we’re all old farts

the public chat went crazy a little bit ago about how everyone is in their 30s

[simplyghosting]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

[valtsv]

anon hate economy is in shambles they're sending me cartoon criminal with a striped black and white shirt and burlap sack with a dollar sign on it ass anons now

[valtsv]

when you're mean to me online this is what you look like btw

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[darlingofdots]

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

[playwrongs]

Tags via @deadpanwalking, editor and ass-kicker extraordinaire

[gingisnap]

Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say

[purplefox14]

I saw it was a tie between tenna and senshi and i cant help making this

The tie

[tuckedinbugw]

Nothing like holding my love

[markthekng]

I watched Iron Lung again tonight in the comfort of my home and my dog must've been watching with me cause as soon as bad things started happening to Simon she started crying. In the scene where he ultimately dies she could not stop crying at me. I am now watching him play the Henry Stickman collection so she can see that A.) He's not dead and B.) He's not in distress. Occasionally he'll whine or hum in discontent about something and my dog will look at me and whine to try and get me to fix whatever is distressing Markiplier.

[markthekng]

Her genuine reaction to Simon getting Iron Lunged:

[zzoupz]

she's the opposite of that snake that hates markiplier

[mister-e-muss]

Average Danganronpa investigation be like:

Kyoko: That’s a corpse.

Makoto: A corpse?

Kyoko: In other words, a dead body.

Makoto: A dead body. . .

Makoto, internally: Not just a dead body, but a body that was dead.

<Yo that guy is dead as fuck] has been added to your Truth Bullets.

[emery-matsushita-vt]

Average Danganronpa class trial be like:

Kyoko: Do you remember when I told you about the corpse?

[flashback]

Kyoko: That’s a corpse.

Makoto: A corpse?

Kyoko: In other words, a dead body.

Makoto: A dead body. . .

Makoto, internally: Not just a dead body, but a body that was dead.

[flashback ends]

Makoto: That's right, you said a corpse was a dead body.

Kyoko: Well, there's one other thing you need to know about corpses.

Kyoko: They can't move.

Aoi: Whoa, really? I didn't know that!

Makoto: They can't move...?

Makoto: But wait, then that means...

Somebody else moved the body

Yasuhiro killed them

Anchovies are green

[lolapath]

[strawbebbynya]

[gonzocoded]

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

[dykemithrun]

we gotta start spreading kabru is literally nice propaganda to balance things out. wheres that daydream hour page where hes always careful to adjust how close he gets with people based on their comfort level

[siriusacer]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

that woman on tiktok giving parents advice on making their kids "less weird" in school is genuinely going to hell

[innerchildabortionclinic]

who cares if your 12 year old meows at people. it's grade school, not a job interview. and before anyone says anything no I wasn't the meowing kid. I was a wolf thank you very much