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[ryllen]

that one headcanon that alex sews (x) & seb

[ryllen]

i’m in shambles thinking how much his face soften when he sews

after reading this post 

[sdvnpc]

"Mornin' farmer."

[fleursblanches-et-lapinsdoux]

God, there are no words to describe how much I love this fictional man.

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Miscellaneous Headcanons #2.

“What Their Profile Would Look Like On A Dating App.”

Alex - Haley - Sam - Abigail

Profile Pic

Alex: I think he’s the type of guy to have an entire folder dedicated to shirtless photos of him either on the beach or at the gym that he exclusively uses to post on thirst traps and use as pictures for his dating profile. My next assumption would be a picture of him and Dusty because he thinks it would get him more matches… And yeah, that would totally work on me. I’m a total sucker for animals and cute guys.

Haley: This took me a while to think about… but I think she’d use a picture she got from her eight heart event. Of course, this is assuming she’s undergone her character arc and her personality mellowed out. If we’re talking about a time before that, then it’d probably be a picture that she forced Alex to take of her sitting on the edge of the fountain during golden hour; a side profile shot with her holding a flower to her face.

Sam: He would definitely have a picture of him and his band playing at a venue as his picture. Will people be confused as to whose profile it is since there’s three of them? Of course they will, but he makes a game out of it when he gets a match. Alternatively, a picture of him skateboarding.

Abigail: Like Sam, I think she’d have a picture of all three of them together since they’re basically a package deal. The only difference is that she actually mentions who she is in the picture. It’d be a photo of them in a group hug by the pool table with two of them doing peace signs while Sebastian looks dead inside.

Sexuality (Completely Personal Opinion)

Alex: Bisexual with a slight preference toward men. I have a bit of a bias because I love his ten heart event if you are the male player.

Haley: Lesbian, because she is the mean lesbian of the friend group.

Sam: Pansexual, for the reason that he’s a golden retriever that loves everyone and everyone loves him.

Abigail: Bisexual… that’s it. Look me in the eyes and tell me that anyone from the Trio™️ is straight.

Tagline

Alex: Don’t let these looks fool you, I’m a big softie at heart!

Haley: Life’s boring; let’s hope you aren’t.

Sam: I’ll be honest and say I don’t really know what I’m doing. So, care to help me out?

Abigail: Things are bound to get a little weird with me. Think you’re up for it?

Bonus: Their First Date

Alex: Movie Night. You best believe that he’ll get everything set up as well- candles, blankets, pillow forts, basically everything you need for a fun-filled experience. And to seal the deal, a romantic home-cooked dinner.

Haley: Mall. Her ideal first date would include picking out an outfit for each other at the start of the date, then walking around at a shopping mall simply to hang out and get to know the other person through what stores they like and their interests in general. Afterwards, she’d have lunch/dinner with them at a semi-formal restaurant to end the date.

Sam: Karaoke Bar/Bowling Alley. Even if their date isn’t the best at either activity, he’ll hype them up regardless and try to have as much fun as humanly possible… but just know the pizza will be his favourite part of the date.

Abigail: Arcade. What’s a good way to break the ice? Competing against the other for tickets in hopes of winning the biggest prize. What does each person get by the end? Either a stuffed animal or bragging rights, it depends.

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Miscellaneous Headcanons.

“The Bachelor’s Favourite Class In High School.”

Alex - Sam - Sebastian

Alex: (Phys Ed. + Home Eco.)

For our resident jock, it should come as no surprise that he enjoyed anything fitness/sports related in school. Aside from that, he actually enjoyed home economics. A lot of his friends in high school made fun of him for being in the class, but Alex enjoyed all the cooking/baking and even sewing. 

When he was a kid, he tended to rough-house to the point where his clothes always ended up being torn or ripped. As a result, his mom regularly mended his clothing while he watched in fascination. Whenever he was in that class, he felt more connected to her somehow... and it was one of the few things that made him calmer and cope with his mother’s death.

His mind associated all those things: the smell of freshly baked cookies, the mechanical whirr of a sewing machine... all of them reminded him of his mom.

Sam: (Music.)

The glorified golden retriever is up next, and his favourite class throughout his entire experience was music. It was fun, and he, Abigail, and Sebastian grew into a tighter knit group because of it.

...But there’s another reason he liked music. The thing is, his family always struggled after his dad left for the military. Jodi was never the happiest, and Sam eventually learned that all her positivity was more of a coping mechanism to deal with the stress of having to take care of him and Vincent all on her own. So, when he learned he could get a scholarship for his musical talents, he tried his absolute hardest to earn it despite his difficulty in academics.

He believed that if he could do this, then maybe Jodi would be happy like she used to be when he was a kid, back when his dad was still home.

Sebastian: (Computer Sci. + Drama.)

Again, it’s not a surprise that Sebastian liked a class revolved around computers. What you wouldn’t expect however was him taking drama classes for fun despite Sam not being in any of them, and even though he had Abigail to join him, this was at a time where he didn’t really consider her a friend.

It was supposed to be the class he ditched every time, but he promised to himself to at least go to one of them to see how much he’d hate it... but that’s the thing, he didn’t. This was a class that valued integrity; being yourself. And when he registered for the class, it was around the time Demetrius’ nagging over his interests and comparing him to Maru got unbearably worse, so a place where no one judged him was like a safe-haven.

There, he felt genuinely happy.

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If you’d like me to do more, don’t hesitate to ask! I tend to write about the younger bachelor/bachelorettes more, but that doesn’t mean the others don’t deserve any love. Also, this is a first post re-do, since my previous one wasn’t really something I was proud of. I hope you all enjoyed? I did at the very least like this better than that post so... yeah.

I’m on Ao3, btw. If you’re interested in that, I’ll put it in my bio or something.