Fight me you ceramic bitch

26 | Ace lesbian | What is even happening here anymore

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[cypjj]

"...And past that, the weight of all on you. All the hopes you carry, fears you fight. You are theirs."

[zerozerozio]

i was helping socialise this bunny. he has a little bunny on his nose

[bunnycuriosity]

ohhhh... the little bunny with the little bunny on his nose...

[rainbowgaez]

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

[dogpuppy]

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[ivipl1]

i dont have "attack patterns" i dont have "strategy" i hit it until it dies & if it doesnt i try again

[mcromwell]

helicopters are bugs

[bacony-cakes]

hard exterior

two or more rapidly-moving "wings"

large eyes

various adaptations to water, carrying loads, etc.

bright colourations indicating danger to potential predators

can hover in one place

full of clear fluid that is needed for it to function

suboptimal to have one land in your drink

[bumblebeebats]

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

[spectralhauntings]

I've been using the pet poison hotline's poison list cause it has a search function. It also tells you whether something is mildly, moderately, or severely toxic which can be very handy! It doesn't contain like everything but it might be a good place to start, it also includes plants for fellow houseplant lovers <3

Explore Pet Poison Helpline®s vast knowledge on poisons by reviewing our pet poison list. Explore our top 10 poison and holiday poison lists

[littlemousling]

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[syn4k]

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

[syn4k]

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[beardedmrbean]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time