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Rule #15 - Stake Your Claim

Window seat gets the wall/window to lean against. Aisle seat gets ease of access and the extra room to stretch. Aisle seat, aka the devils asshole, gets both armrests as a sort of compensation. All armrests must remain down at all times. Do not ooze into my area. Keep your stank ass between your armrests.

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safeflightbitches

SEP Recurrency Tests

flightattendantspeaking

I'm at recurrent training right now...the pressure is on

safeflightbitches

When pax takes way too long to decide chix or beef.

jadedflyer

When passengers come and ask how much longer until boarding the plane…which hasn’t even arrived yet. @reservelife

iraffiruse

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

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safeflightbitches

Pax nagging about how she's gona miss her connecting flight

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flightcrewstuff-deactivated2014

When a passenger tries to photograph / film you doing your emergency demo.

faprobs

Haha!

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Rule #14- Let's Play a Game

Give yourself at least 2 hours between International flight connections. Asking me if you're going to make your 7:00pm flight in another terminal when we are scheduled to land at at 5:30 will cause me to smile, shake my head and say "oh honey, no, you're not." But I'll watch you ignore my suggestion to re-book and instead rush off the plane and scurry through the airport in a futile attempt to make that flight. Good luck with that.

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wingsforflight

4:30 am call from crew scheduling

reservelife

"Housekeeping." *Tap tap tap* "Housekeeping!" *Tap tap tap*

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alexintheaisle

When A Crew Member Says That They'll Be Hanging Out With The Pilots On a Layover

Rule #13 - Keep Your Hands and Feet to Yourself

It's just like a roller coaster, keep your arms and legs inside your seat area. Not in the aisle, not on the bulkhead, and for the love of god do not let your demon spawn beat out the drum solo from "In The Air Tonight" on the seat in front of them.