Reserve Flight Attendant 4 Life

Cat Lady / Sass Monster

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Dragging my ass to work in the pandemic

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Customers who pull down their mask to talk to me

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When I’m number one on the Reserve List

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Passengers who lean into your ear to tell you how bad they need to go to the bathroom

If your breath goes in my ear canal you are too close. Get your lips off my hair.

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Closing the flight deck door

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Pax who order hot tea and a cup of ice because they “want to make their own iced tea”

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Cropdusting

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Aggressively positive flight attendants

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When I agree to give a customer ONE free drink and they order a double

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Summer travelers...

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How I felt when I earned my wings

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Passengers trying to small talk with me

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“Hi, this is employee xxxxxx I’m calling out sick.”

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When the pilots are chatting it up

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We’re boarding but I gotta eat

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“I’m getting married! We all get free drinks, right?”

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When another flight attendant tells me they hate people