Shroomie

She/They, 23, Sid's loving and devoted wife, doggy, Some loser calls me Jack

[flightyspores]

[di3myd4rling]

girls who think they’re benson but are actually randy i hope you’re having a beautiful day

girls who think they’re randy but are actually benson… hope you’re having a beautiful day practicing your dbt skills

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[sirswagsalot1]

Don't sit in your peepee pants for too long #UTI

@possiblyahostage

[onyanjuu]

my dash recently:

[ink-the-artist]

Rabbits

Keep reading

[ink-the-artist]

happy pride month

[flightyspores]

Pushing a man over the edge.

[6okuto-moved-deactivated2025080]

"i miss him" says girl about the fictional guy she thinks about every hour of every day

[flightyspores]

[ddeck]

id be unstoppable if it wasn't for the evil brain disorder

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[flightyspores]

[covenopteryx]

backrooms movie spoilers ///

"you're so quiet what's on your mind"

the way bobby clings so tightly to kat until he realizes he'll drag her down with him, so he lets her go, and she tries so hard to keep holding on to him. the way they were just two college kids with their entire lives ahead of them. the way bobby looked at kat right before being dragged down.

[deerhalou]

“There’s a room available inside of my heart & I hope it will be taken by you”

[flightyspores]

An Australian woman came in and had me and all my coworkers that were on reach in a cloth pouch and inside there were "lucky ducks"

It reminded me of the Irish man who came in, read my name from my name tag, recited a blessing at me, and it felt like my head was immediately emptied of all my thoughts for the next hour.

Two for two on people from different countries commiting magic on me.

[flightyspores]

Sorry guys, unfortunately I have a new white boy/boys of the month which means Randy and Benson are going to have to sit in the backseat for a bit.