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“Big Steve @gigantamaxsteve just got BIGGER! #morph #commission”

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“Put a little extra work into this one! #morph”

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“Metalbob‘s the kind of BIG that’s hard to morph #morph”

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“Nick Pulos #morph”

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“Luke Stoltman #morph #muscle #strongman”

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“#morph #twittermorph”

Hey pretty dude. May I ask you a question? How did you get so big and beefy so fast? It's awesome. I'm on my own journey to achieve this too. Thanks!

Hey bud. Eat more, lift more, and if you think it’s the right choice for you, invest in some supplementation. Most importantly, do it consistently and try to enjoy it as much as you can. Good luck!

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This is my fucking life in a nutshell

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Once at a 9 hour flight from Paris to Tokyo I had offered the guy sitting next to me a Finnish candy, Sisu (kinda like salty liquorice but not, but also not liquorice with menthol but kinda like?) He then showed me something, roughly the size of a breath mint. So I took it and put it in my mouth, because hey, they ate my Finnish Black Bomb so I’m going to taste their French Thingy.

Except it wasn’t a candy. In fact it was nothing edible. It was a fossil they wanted to show me. I just put a fossil in my mouth. Somebody else’s fossil.

It’s been 12 years and I’m still mortified.

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Jerk- Store: “In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”

Tina Fey: “Dear jerk-store, Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be? When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love. I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerk-store, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will. Sincerely, Tina Fey P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”

Can I curl up on that big furry belly of yours and snuggle my face into your furry chest after you pound me into the mattress daddy?8] <3 U.

Kids these days :/.

I’m too young (27) to be your daddy, “son”. Get back to me in ten.

Today in real original homo looks...

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This freaky video system lets you control another human’s facial expression in real time

And, starring in my next YouTube video, it’s Brad Pitt!

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Today in science...

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MICROSOFT JUST ANNOUNCED ITS FIRST LAPTOP

Faster than the MacBook Pro, and the screen detaches into a tablet. This might be a game-changer.

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Need Need Need ... MS knocked it out of the park today.

Are you watching any Netflix/TV show you think we all need to know about?

I don’t know about “need” but there’s definitely some good TV to look out for.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D had a fantastic premiere.

How To Get Away With Murder is back on. Season 1 was pretty solid.

Doctor Who’s been killing it. Wasn’t sure I was gonna get on board for a new season but I’m hooked.

Heroes Reborn has been .... pleasant?

I’ve really missed a good drama and the Good Wife has gone to shit. Other than that, I haven’t tuned in to any of the new fall shows so if anyone has any recommendations, let me have it!