must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

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must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason
Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is
"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.
Problem is when the ADHD catalogue is out of date, when you go to check under the couch cushion for that paperclip and it ISNT there, sometimes your brain will just give you a montage of false memories of everywhere you've ever seen a paper clip, like this
yeah yeah the paperclip montage, we've all seen it
[ID: a montage of a paper clip in a bunch of different locations around a house. end ID]
fingering a shy girl and telling her how pretty she is and how perfect she feels around my fingers while pretending to not know why she’s so whiny
There’s a difference between a man who wants to fuck you and a man who wants to make you cum because you’re his. 💞
Sorry babe we can either have a nerf gun war or have sex.
It's nerf or nuttin
When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row
when you hug someone and it feels like coming home
actually annoyed by long distance friends again. i want to go for a walk i want to get drinks i want to sit in the grass and write i want to go to the fucking store together
Someone who knows the language of your silence.
There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it
The update everyone has been waiting for….
Do you think the sight of me washing naked in a stream could drive someone to madness
I like romantic gestures, like sexting each other during work hours 💕
Princess flower compared in UVIVF and visible light. I love the strange anther on these.
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i put him in the saw bathroom