[rohie-deactivated20191102]

me? overreacting? probably 

[urfavblackgirl-deactivated20170]

i am a proud lurker. i will lurk until my feelings get hurt, and once that happens i stop

[veryharam]

I hate rich white people

[shadio]

I don’t please donate to my PayPal

[pc-engine-duo-deactivated201711]

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

[notolgi-deactivated20150427]

You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

[grace-adler]

[skrawberries]

Visit Original Link

[greelin]

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

[may]

when he stops replying and ur reading through the conversation tryna figure out what the last straw was

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

three stages of grief

[flirting-u-s-a]

pope: you can't get a divorce I won't allow it

henry viii: new church who dis

[unclefather]

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

[unclefather]

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

I'm a real cozy bitch

I love blankets AND pillows

[schittscreeks]

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

[grumsal]

[kool-aid-jammers-deactivated201]

when your depression gets mistaken for laziness 😩😩😩🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯📢📢📢👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

[flirting-u-s-a]

me: I'm tired because of my depression and I'm mentally exhausted so please let me lay down

my family: YOU'RE tired? You wanna know what I'VE done this week?