Billions of Universes on this Planet

"There's another world that parallels our own."

[decision]

[kues]

[micma]

fergalicious is 10 years old……….fergalicious…..is 10…….years old…..

[micma]

[stream]

[thenatsdorf]

[rosejester]

This is so funny akshskala

[nightsver-deactivated20180415]

hey you look really cute today

april fools you look cute everyday keep it up 

[mjalti]

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

[sneakyfeets]

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

[sneakyfeets]

A man with 3 caution stickers on his med file

[bumbleshark]

I didn’t know what animal this would be, but I sure as hell would have listened the first time if a cat owner told me to sedate their fucking cat

[miscaitlin]

i deleted my aunty on Facebook and she just rang me to ask why

[keybladesoras]

They can’t understand you.

No but they know what I’m feeling.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

LOOK AT THIS GENTLE HERD OF DINOSAUR LETTUCE

[asymbina]

PROTECT THEM

[cutecornflakes]

My uncle sends me updates on his cats

[zeldamaniac44]

Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder

[violetstea]

okay girls & boys let’s go

* 20 chubby cats follow behind me *

[lavenderbud-deactivated20180916]

me when i get hauled off to prison for all you can eat buffet crimes

[purgatoryflatsent]

What am I being arrested for? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?

[portentsofwoe2]

your honor do these sound like the actions of a man who has had all he can eat

[carudamon119]

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

baptism

[astraldemise]

*gently places a small mushroom in your hand*

[shiny-audin0]

?

[astraldemise]

*gently places another small mushroom in your hand*