whatever floats your stoat

idk lol

[dykescooby]

don't care + didn't ask + you will never break the chain

[angelicguy]

young men are experiencing alienation, which is apparently a different thing than transforming into a little green guy with a ray gun

[sovietnam]

[coughloop]

meet a really hot woman at the club

We hit it off, go back to her place

"Let me slip into something more comfortable"

Jackpot

she takes her shirt off and tosses it at me playfully

I put it on over my shirt

I Leave and never come back

Another free shirt, that's hustle culture baby

[ratfuck]

rob zombie if he had IBS:

I shit in the ditches and squirt in my britches I crap in the back of my underpants

[cannibalchicken]

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

What if you loved me so much it literally undoomed me haha jk unless

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

What if I had so much faith in you it literally reshaped the narrative into a happy ending HAHA JK UNLESS

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

baby i explore your breasts like steamapps common

[crtter]

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

[crtter]

Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*

Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-

Me:

[gay-for-fingerless-gloves]

For every single person in the notes going “yeah” or “same” or something like that…

[monster1994]

fuck it im posting it anyway Digital love silly shark sunday🤭💓💞

[delmondo]

[seobot]

[happyheidi]

𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗇𝗇𝖺-𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝖲𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 | 𝖨𝖦: 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺_𝖺𝗋𝗍

[only-tiktoks]

[zolltraak]

[baradragon]

[solahifuefos]

[were--ralph]

Post the most recent gif you have with no context

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

mr were--ralph i think we all know the context as to why you saved that gif