Floor

Aroace♠️ Enby💛🤍💜🖤 | She/They Competitive pokémon nerd | Wynncrafter So normal about bears in trees

[floorgle]

Hihi! I’m Floor!

Or Floorgle if we’re being formal

I use she/they pronouns, am aroace and trans nonbinary!

I’m incredibly normal about bears in trees, trust me, just a normal and healthy enjoyment of the band, mhm mhm (/j)

I’m really into competitive pokemon, generation 9 UU and vgc reg F have been my main formats, though i’ve played a decent amount of pre-home OU and been getting into smogon doubles OU, if you show any interest in the topic i will start infodumping, this is a threat /j

Also a massive fan of wynncraft, i main archer, specifically sharpshooter, and have a trickster assassin that i play sometimes too, with another assassin that i’m levelling with a friend. I love this minecraft server so much and am so excited to see what is in store next!

Not really sure what else to put here, but i’m just here for the vibes, reblogging whatever i find funny or relatable

I try to keep stuff from the outside world off of here, i know it is important, but this is an escape for me, so please dont be offended if i dont interact with those posts <3

I think that’s all that you need to know about me! Thanks for visiting my little corner of the internet, and i hope you have a lovely day! <3

[toasthaste]

according to An Immense World, apparently giant squid eyes are, like, UNREASONABLY large, even for something their size living at those depths. the next largest eyes on earth, blue whale eyes, are less than half the size, and swordfish, who live at similar depths as giant squid and have the largest eyes of any fish, have eyes that could fit inside a giant squid's pupil.

eyes hit serious diminishing returns wrt resource costs vs vision quality as they get bigger, so the question became: what the FUCK do giant (and colossal) squid need to see so badly that they couldn't see with swordfish-sized eyes that's justifying that massive energy cost? that nothing else in the deep ocean needs to see so fucking badly??

turns out the one strength eyes that big really have over much smaller eyes is: seeing large glowing objects in water deeper than 500 meters from an appreciable distance.

sperm whales are the primary predator of giant squid. sperm whales don't glow. BUT! water that deep is full of bioluminescent creatures-- these creatures light up when bumped into. something a sperm whale's size is continuously bumping into those critters, it's just surrounded by a glowing field all the time when it's swimming at those depths, visible from a distance-- if you have the right eyes-- as a massive glowing shape. so basically the only reason to have eyes the size of soccer balls is if you live in the deep ocean and your life depends on having a heads up when a hungry sperm whale lurking around

and also I gotta say, the imagery... the huge lurking threat betrayed only by the ambiguous glowing shape of its movements through the water, is really evocative, if spooky deep-sea games aren't already using that to make things extremely ominous then they should really start

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[floorgle]

I’M FINALLY FREEEEE

After 4 total ascensions lmao, i finally got a high enough -escape cost roll to have 1 mana escapes… it’s so beautiful

This was so not fucking worth it, but finally… i’m free

Only like 32stx down the drain it’s all good (😭😭😭)

[floorgle]

ALWAYS GAMBLE FOLKS!!! (for legal reasons that’s a joke)

Easy 6stx babyyy

I honestly put it at a price of 6stx half as a joke i was gonna lower it after a few weeks but ig some people really want that green overall

[yorgen-sh]

[sayhelloanimalfriends]

this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

[justarandomart]

happy pride month!! some aro ace Phantumps to celebrate!

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[aro-ace-culture-is]

Aroace culture is not knowing how or when to come out, or if you even should. Like what am I gonna say "Greetings, parental figure, I would like to inform you that I will be completely and utterly bitchless for the remainder of my time on earth. Thank you for your time."

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[ozzy-from-the-cafeteria]

“if you haven’t done it yet that means you secretly don’t want to do it” I cannot stress enough that I am not trying to manipulate you I just have memory issues

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

[sometiktoksarevalid]