Chez VanWolffen

Welcome, this is where I shitpost and reblog about my fandoms. Thanks for stopping by. Here have some hot chocolate and relax. I also have a writeblr, for my WIP, @vanrambling.tumblr.com, and writing tips. Make yourself at home dear guest.| they/them |bi-pan| Mexican | 30s

[oneinchbarrier]

[captainmandrakes]

behold a crossover i made up in my head

[blumineck]

How to spring-load your bow!

This information is freely given. What you do with it is up to you! 🏹💐🧚🏼

[victusinveritas]

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[alevolpe]

Beryl sketch I did last night in bed when I couldn't go back to sleep.

[hotvampireadjacent]

An 81-Year-Old Grandma Streaming Minecraft To Pay For Grandson’s Cancer Treatment Has Been Swatted

The streamer remained surprisingly upbeat about the whole situation.

Someone swatted someone’s grandma trying to raise money for grandsons cancer treatment. Really summarizes the cruelty of the American experience that:

1- hooligans can just send 20 armed thugs to harass anyone. Seemingly no questions asked

2. 81 year old gam gam has to even stream to raise money for her grandsons cancer treatment

[carnival-phantasm]

[thatdisasterauthor]

Listening to the local fire department radios as they rescue a cat in a sewer. Here's how it's going:

FD: We can see the cat. Do you have an ETA on animal control?

Dispatch: Twenty minutes.

FD: Alright, we think we can get the cat.

Dispatch: Copy, we'll let animal control know.

FD several minutes later: We've got the cat.

Dispatch: Copy, do you still want--

FD, interrupting: Update, the cat DOES NOT like us.

Dispatch: ...so you do still want animal control, then?"

FD: Yes. Tell them the cat is in the engine.

Dispatch: ...are you also in the engine?

FD: Not anymore, no.

[asmuchasidliketo]

[perioddrama]

CRIMSON PEAK (2015) dir.: Guillermo del Toro

[weterpete]

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

[spookyscarysnails]

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[coolishfoolishness]

Or we could just accept that lying is the right thing to do sometimes actually, instead of making weird, backwards loopholes to convince ourselves we're telling the truth

[lilith-hazel-mathematics]

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[vanwolffen]

Para los Hispanohablantes

Configuración > Hora e idioma> escritura

Luego dan click en "Información de escritura"

Y apagan esa fregadera.

[mcnostril]

A warrrior with abundant osteoptimism and one more skeleptical re: bone toughness.

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[chronocrump]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Detect evil but it becomes increasingly clear that whoever calibrated it had some really weird moral stances.

[dragoryu3000]

Yeah, his name was Gary Gygax